Of questionable strength or worth; ramshackle or rigged in an unprofessional manner; ludicrously cheap or ill-suited to a given purpose; laughable; e.g. George W. Bush. Origin: Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity, Reno, NV, USA circa 1996 (earliest known)
by Master Bacon October 3, 2008

a level of drunkenness way above shit faced where the only prerequisite is chugging a bottle of wine. Complete with vomiting all night, singing songs while vomiting, and crying over the death of an evil dictator.
Dude, the party last night was sick! Although you probably don't remember it because you were so janki drunk!
by partyhard2013 December 6, 2009

by saucybro35 April 4, 2017

1)the stores in this town are so undecrible the are jankie
2)white people that try to act black are jankie
2)white people that try to act black are jankie
by rawr09 September 30, 2009

(derived from the Albino language of San Jose): a girl that spaces out incessantly, suffers from ADHD/ADD, can't handle more than five emails a day, LOUD, but all in ALL, likeable :)
by the atlantan March 22, 2005

like if your bro gets his dick shot off and a dog starts eating it, youd call it a jankies situation.
by adam the masta p playa March 9, 2003

by dhara April 27, 2008
