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A Tattoo placed on the head, face, hands,or visible part of the neck that would prevent someone from gaining employment.
by Diablo Pitt July 27, 2008
Get the Jobstopper mug.A sexual act. A Chicago cross-jostle is performed thus:
The woman, bent over a chair, bed, or with her hands against the wall, is penetrated from behind by the male. The male places one hand on each side of the woman's buttocks. The hands are then alternately and rapidly moved up and down, causing the buttocks to jostle. When the male achieves a harmonic equilibrium of the buttocks, the vibrations are transferred to the vaginal area, causing large amounts of stimulation to both partners.
A true Chicago cross-jostle is not achieved until the skilled male rotates the axis of the jostle to 45 degrees from one side to the other. This maneuver causes the buttocks not only to jostle up and down, but also to bounce off each other.
Ample gluteal fat deposits and skill are required to perform this maneuver.
The woman, bent over a chair, bed, or with her hands against the wall, is penetrated from behind by the male. The male places one hand on each side of the woman's buttocks. The hands are then alternately and rapidly moved up and down, causing the buttocks to jostle. When the male achieves a harmonic equilibrium of the buttocks, the vibrations are transferred to the vaginal area, causing large amounts of stimulation to both partners.
A true Chicago cross-jostle is not achieved until the skilled male rotates the axis of the jostle to 45 degrees from one side to the other. This maneuver causes the buttocks not only to jostle up and down, but also to bounce off each other.
Ample gluteal fat deposits and skill are required to perform this maneuver.
by Eldon Stump July 4, 2006
Get the Chicago cross-jostle mug.Noun. Also see extravagant, cocky and vane.
Larger than life person who succeeds in every aspect of life, often on expence of people around him. Looked up to by many but not always liked.
Larger than life person who succeeds in every aspect of life, often on expence of people around him. Looked up to by many but not always liked.
He really is having the cake and eating it to. He is a Jostein for shure. Car, chick, money, body, looks and a great sense of humor. Man I hate him.
by stalker99 April 12, 2009
Get the Jostein mug.A mixture of job and obstacle, which are usually required to be completed before one leaves the house.
Most commonly used jobstacles:
1. Clean your room.
2. Feed the dog.
Most commonly used jobstacles:
1. Clean your room.
2. Feed the dog.
Zerah: Yaye, another day to gorge on frozen coke, unobstructed by --
Mother: Zar! Clean your room first!
Zerah: Damn jobstacles.
Mother: Zar! Clean your room first!
Zerah: Damn jobstacles.
by Kontemptuous July 15, 2009
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