Jeff

1: (noun) An endearing but slightly moronic person. A waste of space, but in a nice way.
2: (verb) To waste time, to Jeff.

1: Rachel is a big jeff.
2: Rachel spends most of her time jeffing around to the sound of radio 4

by Eddie356 January 30, 2008

Jeff

Jeff will be whoever you want him to be and pretend to love you as long as you pull out your wallet often. He'll will always have hooker breath.

Person A: Did you see Jeff's girlfriend! As in current girlfriend?

Person B: Oh my gaw, yes!

Person A: He has definately downgraded with a capital D!

Person B: She must pull out her wallet often...

by fatgirlsneed<3too October 3, 2011

jeff

To take a very vulgar and gross smelling shit.

"Hey guys, come check out this JEFF i just took!!!!"

by thomas andrew February 7, 2008

Jeff

When all you do is pout, and cry around about your ex girlfriend/s and want everyone to feel real sorry for you.

Look at him he's always looking sad and being a Jeff !!!

by Pajog June 21, 2021

Jeff

Jeff is a girl that named herself Jeff.

You see that girl, that's Jeff.

by KEEP BAMMING ONNNNNN October 19, 2020

Jeff

what the fuck do you want me to say

jeff

by Reginian dude February 27, 2019

Jeff

He is very cute according to me and everyone else i have shown him to so he cant deny it. he is a booly too and mocks me for having said cocky milk ONE TIME ON A DEFINITION WTF MEAN. and for nervous brushing my hair and having glasses smh. but i still love him anyways and infinitely more than he loves me so haha he cant deny it because its a definition now. so yeet he is also perfect and a gift from god like the actual meaning of his name. <333

how is jeff so perfect

yeah like its impossible to be perfect how does he do it

by Cam-ingo April 8, 2021