Jeff

1: (noun) An endearing but slightly moronic person. A waste of space, but in a nice way.
2: (verb) To waste time, to Jeff.

1: Rachel is a big jeff.
2: Rachel spends most of her time jeffing around to the sound of radio 4

by Eddie356 January 30, 2008

Jeff

Jeff will be whoever you want him to be and pretend to love you as long as you pull out your wallet often. He'll will always have hooker breath.

Person A: Did you see Jeff's girlfriend! As in current girlfriend?

Person B: Oh my gaw, yes!

Person A: He has definately downgraded with a capital D!

Person B: She must pull out her wallet often...

by fatgirlsneed<3too October 3, 2011

jeff

To take a very vulgar and gross smelling shit.

"Hey guys, come check out this JEFF i just took!!!!"

by thomas andrew February 7, 2008

Jeff

When all you do is pout, and cry around about your ex girlfriend/s and want everyone to feel real sorry for you.

Look at him he's always looking sad and being a Jeff !!!

by Pajog June 21, 2021

Jeff

The nice guy that talkz to you. Hes a chat moniter.

JEFF I ORDERED THE FREAKING MUG AND I DIDNT GET IT!!

by KuroDefinitionz April 17, 2019

Jeff

what the fuck do you want me to say

jeff

by Reginian dude February 27, 2019

Jeff

My names Jeff

Guy 1: Hi
Guy 2: My names Jeff

by Toplollie1 February 12, 2018