It's not what it looks like!

When you are fuckin a chick or jacking off your shit and your mom knocks on your door. Then she walks in without waiting for you to answer.

John screamed, "I'ts not what it looks like!" , but alas it was too late.

by D sanchez May 18, 2004

Partying Like It's 19million B.C

When at a party you get stoned out of your fucking mind and start hallucinating about the most random shit like seeing people as cavemen, and seeing dinosaurs for no damn reason. Only way to get this stoned is to get really creative with drug combinations, like taking acid with a snort of coke,a hit of Mary Jane, and meth

Guy1: What the hell was up with you last night at Lucy's party? Stoner: I don't even know, all I remember about last night was a dream I had about knocking out a caveman. I must have been partying like it's 19million B.C. Guy1: That wasn't a dream, you hit Gary in the face with a bat!!

by Xero _ Manifest October 21, 2010

Park It Like It's Hot

To quickly parallel park.
The phrase originated from a tactic used to evade the police. The driver, after getting out of view of the police, would rapidly parallel park and duck down so that passing cops would most likely bypass.

The phrase was made famous in Snoop Dogg's song "Drop it Like It's Hot". When he uses the line, he makes a steering motion with his hand, similar to motion taught to drivers learning how to parallel park
"360 to the right, 360 to the left".

"Park It Like It's Hot" then means to park quickly even though you aren't being pursued.

"Hot" in this case is used to suggest that the car is stolen.

Hey man, the show starts in five minutes! Come on, park it like it's hot, we're running late!

by Captain Xedrix January 17, 2011

like it's his job

A phrase to describe the skill level of an individual. A compliment.

Dude, Carl was flips those patties like it's his job!

Shannon's so fat, she eats like it's her job!

by LodaMax November 16, 2007

like it's my job

to do something excessively, repeatedly, or to an extent that it becomes one's trademark

alyssa is such an alcoholic. she drinks likes it's her job.

by shut up die March 24, 2004

drop it like it's hot

(1) Referring to a dance move where a girl drops her ass to the floor and gets freaky.

(2) A basketball term for dropping shots through the hoop.

(3) A term for rappers when they drop lines/bars/rhymes that're hot.

(1) "She was droppin' it like it was hot on the dance flo' today..."

(2) "Dawg, he was droppin' it like it was hot in tha' game today!"

(3) "Ayo, get y'verse goin' and drop it like it's hot..."

by Bitten Concepts September 1, 2004

live every day like it's your last

An expression when you decide that it might be your last day living, and you are going to intake as much as you can in that 24 hours, and feel accomplished at the end of the day.

I told my friend to Live every day like it's your last, because you never know when your going to leave, and go enjoy it with his friends and family.

by Jake Riggs November 6, 2007