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Sex injury

An injury that happens during sex.

Physical trauma that occurs during or because of sexual acts, leading to a noticeable injury that often has to be explained to others.
Bob: "Why are you limping?"
Dave: "I feel out of bed, when my wife repositioned during sex last night."
Bob: "Nice! A sex injury."
Dave: "Yeah, thanks."
by Orik T. Viking December 11, 2021
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Adam's Injury

The act of injuring one's self while attempting to demonstrate how someone would get a spinal injury.
Doc: We've got another Adam's injury in the ER

Nurse: What a dick head
by Pseudo Paramedic June 13, 2017
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knee injury

Alex Morgan's Unborn Baby, named Janice Jr
Who would've known that Alex's Knee Injury came with an announcement and a gender reveal
by Tobinho October 26, 2019
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Injury Ring

A championship won by a sports team that would have 100% without a shadow of a doubt wouldn't have won the championship without their opponents being injury riddled. A common misconception is that a ring can be an injury ring even if one's opponents fully healthy wouldn't have even made a difference, however this is false.
"The 2021 Bucks and 2024 Celtics have injury rings" Actually if Harden and Kyrie were healthy it's clear the Bucks would have lost, going down 0-2 to a healthy Nets team. The Celtics on the other hand were called a stacked superteam all year, so stacked that everyone claimed the Celtics had "no excuses" not to win it all, therefore no type of injury would have altered the outcome of the 2024 playoffs.
by welusku May 14, 2024
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injury waiting to happen

Sarel, who lives in Kathu Northern Cape, is an injury waiting to happen because of his funny way of walking. He and funny face
by Louwie May 4, 2024
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Wii Injury

An injury suffered usually by an older person who has hurt themselves by flailing their limbs and hitting objects while playing wii.
My brother hit the glass windows twice today and got a wii injury while playing Lego star wars.
by ohbrother April 22, 2009
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testicular injury

The worst type of injury a man can endure
PLEASE KILL ME!!!- a man who suffered a testicular injury
by Nekminnit4 June 17, 2016
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