Spite Monkey Niggler

Possibly the worst sort of spite monkey, can be male or female, who is a complete Malcolm, that is petty, vindictive and unpleasant. The females take princess syndrome to a whole new level while the males (if you can call them that) are shit eating brown nosers. The things they do cause problems for other people or are totally pointless, serving no purpose whatsoever except to feed their self-centred vanity. Typical of the pointless, stupid things that they do, is to vote against the top definition in Urban Dictionary just because it is the top definition. They are a stone in the shoe of humanity and should be neutered to prevent any possibility of them breeding, that or sent to a far distant galaxy.

Anyone who votes against top definitions simply because they are top definitions is nothing but shit for brains spite monkey niggler.

by AKACroatalin October 27, 2016

Spite-based politics

When someone bases their entire political advocacy off of hating a person or group of people with certain political beliefs; people often engage in spite-based politics because of past personal experiences they've had

Jimmy engaged in spite-based politics when he said his only reason for why I should vote for Trump is because his ex-girlfriend voted for Biden.

by GenericGT September 18, 2021

being spiteful to naomi

Verb
A euphemism for masturbation.
A phrase coined in the canteen of Bilborough College at some point in 2004AD

Person 1: What are you doing tonight?
Person 2: I think I might be spiteful to naomi

by Neg July 30, 2004

spiteful azz nigga

When a Black man does something cruel or rude to one of his home boys.

not having your friends back, or not being chill.

leaving a nigga high and dry.

the terminology used to call out your hommie when he does something foul

why you being a spiteful azz nigga?

by ezedefninja July 11, 2010

Rub one out of spite

To masturbate out of spite; to angerbate

She hates it when I jack off, so I'm going to rub one out of spite.

by ianjy May 19, 2009

cutting off the nose to spite the face

"Cutting off the nose to spite the face" is an expression to describe a needlessly self-destructive over-reaction to a problem: "Don't cut off your nose to spite your face" is a warning against acting out of pique, or against pursuing revenge in a way that would damage oneself more than the object of one's anger.

"Cutting off the nose to spite the face" : "Don't cut off your nose to spite your face" is a warning against acting out of pique, or against pursuing revenge in a way that would damage oneself more than the object of one's anger.

by Asaad Abdo August 8, 2018

Swearing to do nothing but violate your own conscience out of spite

YOU WOULD KNOW! HA! HAHAHAHAHA!

Hym "See that's funny because that's how you act... You act as though your swearing to do nothing but violate your own conscience out of spite.. That what you act like. Ha!"

by Hym Iam March 15, 2023