Imbassil

A stupid person

I'm such an imbassil for lending all my money.

by Thatgirljul October 15, 2018

the mission impossible

When someone keeps going after swallowing all of the cock, and throws the balls in as well. Named for those movies featuring King of the Dickheads, Tom Cruise.

Wow, I bet Katie Holmes must have a huge cock. I wonder if Tom has ever given her the mission impossible?

by ilikeeatingbrains October 1, 2014

Impossible

Impossible is just a word that people use to justify them giving up.

This is impossible, I quit!, OH my god, I can't do this, it's impossible!

by xGodXZeusx October 22, 2011

Impossible

Flappy Bird.

Friend: nothing is impossible!
Me: have you TRIED playing flappy bird?!?!

by Plubbles the T-Rex February 3, 2014

Mission Impossible

The practically impossible act of fucking your WASP girlfrind in the ass.

I solved the Mission Impossible. I was fucking my wasp girlfriend doggy style when her sopping wet pussy caused my cock to inadvertantly slip into her tight asshole.

by slicksal December 13, 2006

impossible sex acts

Sex acts, that appear to be impossible. Duh.

An example of one of the many impossible sex acts is corn holing your partner from 100m away with a blind fold on your face.

by UpQuark October 3, 2013

the mission impossible

The challenge of finding a person who you dislike to such an extent that you believe they deserve to be gotten legless drunk, picked up, taken back to their house fuck the absolute shit out of them in the dirtiest way possible and when they fall asleep, take a shit on their chest, wipe your ass with their curtains, take a photo and escape the scene of the crime before the person wakes up.

Johnnie did the mission impossible to that girl he hates and got away with it, she had no idea what happened in the morning since she was that drunk the night before, I cant believe it!

by steady10 September 6, 2012