invitations

The papers that hurt everyone who isn't invited

Them - Can you help me hand out invitations
Me - Sure, am I invited?!
Them -Um...
(Goes home and cries)

by CryingAllDay April 6, 2017

de-man-ification

The way to pronounce demanification (see demanification)

Hey, how do you pronounce demanification? - Guy 1

Well, spell it out... de-man-ification - Guy 2

Thanks! - Guy 1

No problem! ...dumbass... - Guy 2

by The Mysterious Mister M April 23, 2010

penn state football player initiation

an illegal act that an incoming penn state football player must go through in order to earn a roster spot. these acts include, but are not limited to, using and/or selling drugs, raping some drunk female, assaulting a female, dui, and so on. failure to commit an illegal act such as these ultimately results in that football player being thrown off the team.

penn state football is notorious for having the most unruly, misbehaved players. obviously they are not required to commit an illegal act to be on the team but because 93% of them have been arrested i just came up with the conclusion that
all the football players have to go through some sort of initiation.

guy 1: oh my god! isn't that our star freshman quarterback? why is he raping
that nun on top of a cop car with a bottle of bacardi in one hand and a crack
pipe in the other hand?

guy 2: hmm, must be his penn state football player initiation.

guy 1: oh ya, that's right. let's go sit on lawn chairs in front of JoePa's house and masturbate.

by himminy hoohah March 23, 2009

imitasian

1) adj. Mainly used in reference to food and restaurants, and specifically to "westernized" versions of asian cuisines. The term is not always pejorative, as this food can be produced at both high-end restaurants and mall kiosks, and in many parts of the world. The majority of the food is sweetened, salted, pickled, or spiced differently than the perceived traditional recipe, and often to excess. The menus are also quite different, and generally there is a greater emphasis placed on meats, fried coatings, and sweet sauces, often to appeal to children, those unfamiliar to the flavors of asian food, and stoners.

2) n., casual. Food or restaurant of this type.

1) "The imitasian dumplings at Cheesecake were hideous."

2) "We were baked, so we watched Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and ordered imitasian."

by Liz K September 16, 2008

Personal Invitation

When someone asks you to do something by incinuation you need a personal invitation sent to for you to do it.

Hey BOB, can you start making a pot of coffee for the board meeting? (15 min later no pot of coffee) Bob! do you need a personal invitation? go make the damn coffee!

by Bradley Jordan January 10, 2009

Fraternity Initiation

A Fraternity Initiation is a series of tasks a guy has to perform or endure to become a member.

Yeah ... I belonged to a fraternity before I came to the Academy -- Once, as part of my Fraternity Initiation - they gave me 300 mg of some boner-maker drug, duct-taped me naked and blindfolded to a flagpole, white-washed and "decorated" my body and genitals, and jacked me off with a Fleshlight several times while they took videos of me.

by USAF Cadet April 2, 2021

Incitation

An invitation to a less than savory affair, typically driven by anger and/or despair.

"We need to have a party for Trumps inauguration"

"I'll send out the incitations"

by Rachiez726570 January 17, 2017