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Israeled

To achieve amazing results given the very difficult surrounding environment.
Bill israeled the ski race course in spite of how windy it was.
by anonymous January 17, 2024
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Israel

Israel stole my purse!
by AldoChillGamimg May 24, 2024
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Jewish State of Israel

A terrorist organisation founded in 1948. This terrorist organisations likes to commit genocide and is filled with Zionists.
Jewish State of Israel sucks a lot
by RandomRandomXY December 26, 2023
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Israel

The donkeys of the middle east and the least democratic country in the middle east. Seriously Saudi Arabia A FUCKING MONARCHY is more democratic then Israel.

The Apartheid state of modern times and has been terrorizing since May 14th 1948

The only Jewish state was built on the blood of innocent civilians
Retard: Hey, do you want to go to my ancestral homeland of Israel
Someone with a Brain: You mean Palestine, nah its occupied by an Evil Regime

FUCK ISRAEL
by VivaPalestina May 23, 2024
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israeled

When the Israeli Occupation Force (IOF) Apache helicopters shower your friends in bullets and fire missiles at your car while fleeing a music festival because they're ordered to 'shoot at everything' because they don't know who is a terrorist.
Damn dude, you're burnt to a crisp inside your car, you got Israeled hard!
by I got israeled November 21, 2023
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israel

israel is a fake country established on thousands of palestinian corpses. they invaded palestine in 1947 and killed thousands of palestinians to get into power of the land. this is terrorism.
israel is a fake state
by george l bush March 31, 2025
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israel

A jewish person with critical thinking skills here. If you open up the torah and you read it, you’ll read the story of how jewish people are descendants of Abraham.

Abraham comes from what is known as present day Iraq. If you know the story, you’ll know jewish people are not indigenous to Palestine.

According to the myth, god says to Abraham, 'Hey Abraham, I have a present for you, free land for the jewish people, you’re going to lead them there.'

Abraham tells everybody, 'god spoke to me, he’s telling me to take you guys to this land filled with milk and honey'; this promised land is never referred to as 'israel'.

So Abraham leads the jewish people to this land, this land is Palestine. When they get to Palestine, there were already people there, so what does Abraham claim god told him to do?

‘Slaughter and expel those people from the land’ – the torah literally explains that jews were not indigenous to Palestine and are slaughterers of people - a.k.a. settler colonialists.

Note: judaism, christianity and islam are all religions created by Arabs that lived in the middle east over 2,000 years ago. Hence, Arab jews, christians, moslems, atheists, etc. with Palestinian ancestry can all claim Palestine as their home land.
It’s terrifying that so many jewish people do not know the history of their religion or their culture, especially the ashkenazi, who are indo-European with no genetic connection to the middle east.

Another note: Abraham did not exist, even jewish scholars from Tel Aviv openly admit this and we all know the torah, bible and qur'an are books of myth and most importantly; israel is myth.
by Scholar of judaism November 17, 2023
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