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Israel

See that disgusting thing over there? That's israel
by kjhgfdsasdfghjk March 31, 2024
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Israeled

When you get your ass handed to you by Israel
Hamas are getting Israeled right now
by Beepboppp23 December 29, 2023
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2023 Israel–Hamas war

The 2023 Israel–Hamas war or Gaza war if you're a nerd is the war where your side is good and the other side is an evil virus of Satan led by Hitler. Those warcrimes your side committed? Didn't happen. Your side did nothing wrong. It's those "other" people that kill civilians. Remember, all conflicts are entirely black and white and there's only two sides those two sides being good and evil. You have the most dibs over Palestine. Their religion is sillier. The very political party you once blindly followed has turned away from you as it marches in the streets with the flag of your hated enemy as the political horseshoe of extremism goes full circle. 30,000 dead in 4.5 months. Healthcare collapse, famine, complete unwillingness to negotiate by either side. It's not going to end. At least we can all agree on one thing, it was all the god damn British.
"I support (insert faction here) in the 2023 Israel–Hamas war"
by I didn't think too hard February 20, 2024
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Israeled

Being falsely accused of a crime.
Turns out, Joe had nothing to do with the robbery. Mike Israeled him.
by Pumpkinsmom February 4, 2024
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I support Israel

When a person says that, straight up just get the fuck away from them. They are about to drop the most brain rotting, nonsensical shit ever and think that they actually have a point. It’s best if you just don’t argue with them
Israel supporter: I support Israel

Person: Oh, I support Palestine
Israel Supporter: But khamas! Children are khamas so we kill them! Everybody is khamas so we have to kill everyone!
by sheepbeepeatneat November 27, 2023
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Israeled

The act of defending and fighting for what was once rightfully yours and got kicked out but now you came back and fought for it now it's yours once again.
Paleshit stole Peter's land left to him by his dead father now Peter is grown and strong to fight for it and got it back from Paleshit. Paleshit got Israeled
by Koramutina January 29, 2024
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Israel

A type of fungus that causes cancer to humanity.
Palestine has got israel stage 3
by Yet he lives! January 7, 2024
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