The term for a friend or roommate who's decided to get a little salty, and has nothing to say but meaningless insults.
by dangerzone116 December 17, 2011
Get the Captain Insultmug. a "blank insult" is the ultimate way to add extra punch to an insult
what you do is make up a random word that sounds like it's an insult, and when the victim asks what it is, you make up a definition that directly insults the person you're roasting
what you do is make up a random word that sounds like it's an insult, and when the victim asks what it is, you make up a definition that directly insults the person you're roasting
(slicer is the blank insult in this scenario)
guy 1: "you look like a retard"
guy 2: "you look like a fucking slicer"
guy 1: "wtf is a slicer"
guy 2: "a slicer is some 4 eyed short gay kid"
guy 1: "damn"
guy 1: "you look like a retard"
guy 2: "you look like a fucking slicer"
guy 1: "wtf is a slicer"
guy 2: "a slicer is some 4 eyed short gay kid"
guy 1: "damn"
by attackah December 4, 2020
Get the blank insultmug. When you or someone else insults someone in their head
Can be used while also saying something nice outloud
Can be used while also saying something nice outloud
Timmy: Hey buddy I got the iphone 6+
Tommy: (thinking) why don't you shut the fuck up u faggot I'm bout to slap the tiny dick off you
Tommy: (saying) oh that's cool Timmy
Timmy: (thinking) the fuck did u just mental insult me u retarded meatball
Tommy: (thinking) why don't you shut the fuck up u faggot I'm bout to slap the tiny dick off you
Tommy: (saying) oh that's cool Timmy
Timmy: (thinking) the fuck did u just mental insult me u retarded meatball
by Oibun Dikshunaree October 28, 2014
Get the mental insultmug. When someone tries to insult/comeback someone else, but it just makes them look retarded/immature instead.
Examples of Reverse Insults:
I know you are but what am I?
That's what your mom said last night.
Your face.
Any your mom joke.
I know you are but what am I?
That's what your mom said last night.
Your face.
Any your mom joke.
by DurkDurkinson September 18, 2015
Get the Reverse Insultmug. An insult not many can use but get ready to end all insult matches with this insult
The ultimate insult: ur ancestors are insetors
The ultimate insult: ur ancestors are insetors
Some bloke:ur mom gay
Lord and saivor:ur ancestors are investors(the ultimate insult)
Some bloke:dies
Lord and saivor:ur ancestors are investors(the ultimate insult)
Some bloke:dies
by Lad dal May 23, 2018
Get the The ultimate insultmug. 
Person 1: Your dick is the size of a tic tac
Person 2: no wonder your mouth always smells so minty ! Enjoy the Insult Whammy! *kicks person 1 in balls*
Person 1: OWWW! MY BALLS!!
Person 2: no wonder your mouth always smells so minty ! Enjoy the Insult Whammy! *kicks person 1 in balls*
Person 1: OWWW! MY BALLS!!
by Adsisme September 20, 2021
Get the The Insult Whammymug.