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maturity inflation

The increase of the average age to achieve basic financial independence over time. It is similar to currency inflation in that a certain number in one decade is not as valuable in a latter decade.

Maturity inflation rates may vary based on national origin, culture, socioeconomic status, gender, etc.
Back in the 50's, people were adults when they turned 18. In the 90's it was 27, but now days you aren't really an adult until 30. Maturity inflation is a bitch.
by White Egret November 3, 2015
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Muscle Inflation

The peak of a workout where your pumped and can't move your arms. It feels like your biceps are balloons.
Arnold Schwarzenegger says muscle inflation feels like cumming with a woman.
by SageExtreme October 16, 2010
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Outrage Inflation

The reduction in the meaningfulness and relevance of individual controversies as they are swallowed in a sea of other concurrent controversies and outrage. Comparable to economic inflation.

A symptom of the Internet age and the neverending cycle of overreaction, bitterness and hostility. It is not necessarily entirely a reflection of the proliferation of controversy over minor events, given that the news is also filled with many shocking events of great magnitude. The fact that it is easy to forget what mind-numbingly stupid thing Donald Trump said two weeks ago is also a symptom of outrage inflation.
We'll all soon forget that time Trump nearly declared war by mistake thanks to outrage inflation and the 24-hour news cycle.
by áutechre November 8, 2017
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sexual inflation

For Guys:
Embellishing sexual encounters in frequency or grandeur;
When someone fronts about a sexual experience or story;
Can also be used when a guy is trying to make a potentially loose girl seem like she's not, because he likes her. The rational is that all girls are getting sexed more than back in the day, relatively speaking a girl that has slept with 5 or 6 guys at the age of 26 is basically a virgin.

For Girls:
Usually involves sexual deflation. A downplaying of the lewdness or number of sexual encounters, in order to not seem like a total slut.
"He was trying to tell me he'd got with 8 shorties during this orgy at spring break, but with all the sexual inflation involved with spring break stories, I doubt any of it happened.";

-"My girl has probably been with about 4 guys i would think, 5 at most. And I can deal with that. I mean, in this day and age...."
-"haha. Totally, with sexual inflation and all"

"She says she's been with only 5 guys, but i'm guessing more like 8 to 10, if I factor in sexual deflation. "
by Dave and JP December 13, 2008
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anal inflation

When someone inflates their belly by putting a tube in their anus. Then, they start to pump water into the tube to fill their stomach with water. This is a kink for some people.
Megan is so hot when she does anal inflation
by LizardInACan October 21, 2021
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vaginal inflation

the act of sticking a balloon in the vagina and inflating by means of mouth or pump and then fucking her streatched out pussy
the circus clown caused some serious vaginal inflation last night with the bearded lady.
by Cocklips February 6, 2009
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Inflated Ego

An inflated ego is someone by the name of Quinton that consistently brags about games that "He" is slightly better then you which in turn, Fuels the heck out of their ego
Inflated Ego: Hey i got this new game, and i have been getting pretty good at it, Quinton: do you not play at least 15 hours of that a day ? Jesus your a nerd, get good scrub and maybe, just maybe you might just be as good as me.

"Im right, your wrong, get good scrub"
by Quinton's Inflated fucking Ego October 27, 2020
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