ida slapter

a white man who has no idea who just did that to him

Man 1: "Ida slapter except I didn't know who she is and I'm still trying to find her azz."
Man 2: "Well honey, you actually don't like her enough to slap her, so why don't you just slap me?"
Man 1: "I'd love to!"

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

ida

the perfect girl, or so she thinks. she is actually smart, funny. and ugly. she thinks she is cool.

that girl is an ida

by karlisthebestinthwentireworl;d December 5, 2021

ida slapter

spit that is there one minute and gone the next, a mist until you keep conjuring it up ALL OVER AGAIN

JUST LEAVE IT ALONE ALREADY

LEAVE THAT SHIT ALONE

"ida slapter finally dried up"
"That's cool. Pass the chips."
"Here ya go."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

Ida

Ida is a girl who is REALLY PERFECT! She is pretty, her body is perfect and she’s athletic. All the boys wants her. She is really crazy if you are bsf with her. Like REALLY REALLY CRAZYYY!!! Tho, she can be a bit of a bragger, and can often says things she didn’t mean to or go a little over the line. And could really hurt someone’s feelings if it’s the right person. But I still like her when she’s isn’t like that. And she’s still the one who everyone crushes on.

Ida: VAGAINAAAAA
Me: Ida CALM DOWN!!!!!

by MeAndMyDuck November 29, 2022

ida slapter

one of those cherry picking Bible thumping fake christians who wants the Word of GOD to say what they wanted it to say and not what it ACTUALLY SAYS

"ida slapter except she thinks she's right and I secretly hope she gets AIDS. That's why I don't say anything. Let him get his ass run up."

by Vita Smart August 21, 2022