I’m bored

Yeah man, I am too. So here’s some ways to solve that

- Go eat. Sounds dumb but it works for me so you might as well try it too
- If you have insta, get lost in your explore page. Mines really fucked up and I completely regret it.
- Find a new show/movie to watch
- Text everyone in your contacts “AAAAAAA” then they’ll be immensely confused and it’s a fun time
- Text a random number with “We’re done Jonathan. I know you were with Sarah last night.” Proceed to do this to multiple strangers until someone plays along.
- Pack all your belongings and move to Canada. Being bored will certainly be the last of your problems now.

“Dude I’m bored”
“That sucks man”

by a a a a a a a a a a a. A a. A. October 25, 2020

I’m off

when you’re annoyed with someone or something

“Dude I got 8 hours of homework last night, I’m off school” “Brittany keeps flaking on our plans, I’m hella off her”

by bitchesitches October 15, 2019

i’m sorry

Something you say when you feel bad about missing your girlfriends important induction event. I’m sorry Amme.

I’m sorry Amme

by I’m an idiot October 26, 2017

I’m baby

Usually used by small “wholesome” girls. Indicates a need for affection that their parents failed to provide. Often associated with the 🥺 emoji. Also used to excuse clumsy/stupid actions in the “But I’m baby” form.

“Kate, this is the sixth time you’ve overcooked the boba!”

“But.... but I’m baby 🥺”

“No u ain’t”

by Buffarlos March 18, 2020

I’m hype

Shit dumb people say to sound cool/

Exciting when they are not

Him: those shoes are so ugly

Her: but i’m hype

by Tacoeaterrr January 1, 2020

I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed

The passive-aggressive phrase your parents give as a sign that they are mad and regret having you because you’re a piece of shit(but they don’t want to say it aloud).

You know you fucked up bad when your parents say “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed” after you’ve done something wrong.

by TAHDAH January 10, 2021

i’m a mistake

No your not, love urself dude. I believe in you.

Person one: Dude, i’m a mistake.
Me: ఠ_ఠ

by Itsyourpieceofshit April 13, 2020