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Pronunciation: /hĩ-plôrp-sé-a/
Formal Definition: The severe and disproportionate emotional anxiety response triggered by the anticipation or physical sensation of a vehicle passing over a minor road obstacle, such as a speed bump or pothole
Classification Notes:
-Often manifests as extreme vocalization or bracing reflexes (overreacting) when hitting an otherwise insignificant road imperfection.
-It is a highly specific phobic reaction that is sometimes associated with Amaxophobia (fear of driving).
-Antonym: Placidic Ridor (A composed acceptance of minor road iolts.)
Pronunciation: /hĩ-plôrp-sé-a/
Formal Definition: The severe and disproportionate emotional anxiety response triggered by the anticipation or physical sensation of a vehicle passing over a minor road obstacle, such as a speed bump or pothole
Classification Notes:
-Often manifests as extreme vocalization or bracing reflexes (overreacting) when hitting an otherwise insignificant road imperfection.
-It is a highly specific phobic reaction that is sometimes associated with Amaxophobia (fear of driving).
-Antonym: Placidic Ridor (A composed acceptance of minor road iolts.)
Initial Action: Drives over a parking lot speed bump at 2 mph
Reaction : after dramatically flailing body while action is in place " jeez mom! Watch the bumps please lady! Making me have an episode of hyplorpsia over here"
Reaction : after dramatically flailing body while action is in place " jeez mom! Watch the bumps please lady! Making me have an episode of hyplorpsia over here"
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2) I went so deep with The Hublot when she opened her mouth you could tell the time .
3) I asked my wife " What do you want for xmas ?"
"A Hublot " she replied .
$10k for a watch , that bitch is dreaming .The anal sex has dried up and I can't remember the last BJ I had . So I went out
and bought a $10 watch and a jar of Crisco .On xmas day I snuck out of bed ,put on my new watch and put my hand in
the jar of Crisco .She woke up screaming with my fist up her arse and I said "Merry xmas darling , here is The Hublot you
deserve.
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