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Hylomania

Please don’t get too wet. I have hylomania.
by bigdaddymaverick March 21, 2026
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HYPLORPSIA

HYPLORPSIA
Pronunciation: /hĩ-plôrp-sé-a/

Formal Definition: The severe and disproportionate emotional anxiety response triggered by the anticipation or physical sensation of a vehicle passing over a minor road obstacle, such as a speed bump or pothole

Classification Notes:

-Often manifests as extreme vocalization or bracing reflexes (overreacting) when hitting an otherwise insignificant road imperfection.

-It is a highly specific phobic reaction that is sometimes associated with Amaxophobia (fear of driving).

-Antonym: Placidic Ridor (A composed acceptance of minor road iolts.)
Initial Action: Drives over a parking lot speed bump at 2 mph
Reaction : after dramatically flailing body while action is in place " jeez mom! Watch the bumps please lady! Making me have an episode of hyplorpsia over here"
by Simly November 25, 2025
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the hublot

1) Wow her ass was so loose I almost lost my watch , she's not getting The Hublot again
2) I went so deep with The Hublot when she opened her mouth you could tell the time .
3) I asked my wife " What do you want for xmas ?"

"A Hublot " she replied .

$10k for a watch , that bitch is dreaming .The anal sex has dried up and I can't remember the last BJ I had . So I went out

and bought a $10 watch and a jar of Crisco .On xmas day I snuck out of bed ,put on my new watch and put my hand in

the jar of Crisco .She woke up screaming with my fist up her arse and I said "Merry xmas darling , here is The Hublot you

deserve.
by Swiss gent October 30, 2018
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yo hablo ingles

It is a way to say "I speak English" in Spanish. For an example, "yo hablo Espanol" is how you say "I speak Spanish" in Spanish. If your wondering how I learned that,it was from Duolingo. Yes Duolingo
no, yo hablo ingles not Espanol.
by Abby the amazing April 11, 2023
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El hombre hablo

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2:

Person 10: El hombre hablo
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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me no hablo engles

Actual translation is “I don’t speak English” or something like that, but it’s a phrase used and said by friends in response to when their friend says something that’s supposedly in English but it makes no sense whatsoever.
Friend 1: “spouts some gibberish in “English””

Friend 2: “me no hablo engles” in lil baby’s voice
by 21SAVAGEFORTNITETTV March 11, 2025
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