hurt faced

to be so upset it shows in your facial expression.

"that bitch was straight hurt faced when i told her the business!"

by kalabeth_a_g December 21, 2008

Hurtains

When a mott becomes so hairy, that the resulting long pubic hair looks like dreadlocks and gets a mind of its own, and can open and close like curtains

"A Heifer wearing shorts dropped some coins on the bus, as she bent down to collect her change, I saw her hurtains protruding out either side, I must admit, I still have nightmares from it!"

by git.roeder December 6, 2011

Ouch that hurt

A phrase that Daniel Seavey said during the “compliment battle” where Seavey and his band mates read the cringest comments and tried not to laugh. While Zach Herron was reading a comment that read “I hate you” Seavey said “ouch that hurt” in a high pitched voice

Zach: *reading the comment* you take my breath away I hate you

Daniel: ouch that hurt

by Love_ 101 September 3, 2019

Hurts Doughnut

-phrase-(HURTS DOUGH-nit) Commonly used as a joke before a fight. Usually asked in context of a question to confuse the victim, so as to make them think you're offering them a doughnut. When said properly, you're supposed to make out the words "Hurts, don't it?" in a southern-like accent.

Season 7 Episode 6 of "Family Guy" (approx. 12:28)
Peter Griffin to Omar "Hey Omar! Want a hurts doughnut?"
Omar to Peter Griffin "Um...OK?"
Peter Griffin punches Omar in the face.
Peter Griffin to Omar "Hurts, don't it?"
Peter Griffin laughs.

by Tamaki-chan March 29, 2009

butt-hurt

(verb) An exaggerated and inappropriately strong and negative response to a perceived insult or slight. Associated with a cessation of communication and overt hostility towards the perceived slighter.

My last girlfriend was always getting butt-hurt everytime she got wind of me going over to Shannon's. 'Too bad....' Shannon gasped in my ear, picking up the pace of yet another sex marathon we had started as she rode my cock hard, continuing she concluded ".... she wasn't here so I could show her how to suck your cock right".

by Nikki Stixx May 5, 2021

make his pockets hurt

it basically means to make a dude go broke cause he spent all his money on you. Lil Kayla made the term become popular in her hit song, “Make His Pockets Hurt.”

Girl 1: I seen you was with that cute dude, what y’all do?
Girl 2: you already know, Imma make his pockets hurt

by Chun-li 💕 May 24, 2019

hurtytickle

used to describe a feeling of tickling that has instances of pain

It hurtytickles when the fish nibble on your feet at the Korean nail shop.

by Chibbles February 4, 2010