Hugging Grandma

Sexual slang referring to young men who seek and sleep with women over the age of 100. a 'hugger' can often be seen lurking near mobility scooters and in post office queues on pension day.

"did you watch Eastenders last night?"
"no, I was out hugging grandma"

by Keithy Rider October 5, 2011

Hurking

The act of doing, or partisipating in an event or activity, in which you have to participate to discover what it is, instead of asking before hand.

Hey babe, want to go hurking this weekend?

by 212Jmo March 4, 2009

Hugging the bucket

Verb. Describes someone who is throwing up, or getting ready to throw up.

Guy: Where'd my ride go?

Friend: Oh man, I'd call a cab. After what happened he's probably hugging the bucket.

by aspr September 26, 2009

soup hugging

Two hobos fighting over soup while a third one jacks off and watches

Steve: Hey Johnny we must be in a really bad neighborhood I just saw three hobos soup hugging

Johnny: Yeah Steve we better scram before we see us

by Bivymcboogerballs November 6, 2021

tree hugging hippies

people that are all for nature. 2)people that you just think are wierd in their own way. 2)a word you can just yell ar call at someone when you are angry.

i hate those tree hugging hippies!

by Roy hadad December 14, 2004

tree hugging liberal

This is one of the biggest myths.These bourgeois environmentalist liberals only hug trees for photo-ops as political opportunism , or to ease their own conscience.They don't give a fuck about the environment or about minorities or about anything.Anyone who does like trees will vote Republican since most rural people and farmers are Republican and most hunters and fisherman are Republican.The Democrats want to outlaw hunting and fishing and guns! They say that guns kill people! They say that fish have feelings and even souls.They say it's bad to kill animals but they have no problem aborting babies.The Democrats are usually well off , often millionaires or billionaires or wealthy celebrities and the ones who aren't wealthy celebrities are still usually well off enough to go to college to learn how to DATE RAPE women or how to PROTEST the good things in life as taught to them by their meme-spewing,agitprop-proselytizing , commie-hippie professors!!!!

The tree hugging liberal is the enemy of trees.They are all rich and are into the arts and culture and big city shit like museums and broadway plays.They support gays and gangs and call anyone who thinks differently than them a "redneck" or inbred hick when in reality the Democraps started the KKK and also most of the major wars,and they've had an awful lot of hick-arse,inbred hillybillies elected president.So go drink your Billy Beer and reminisce about when "Bubba" was president.Or when Jimmy Carter was president and couldn't pronounce "nuclear" properly either.Stop being such goddamn hypocrites and just shut the fuck up for once.Look,Bubba was just a semen-stain on the history books so fuck that guy.

by piss the fuck off assholes December 28, 2005

tree hugging

when it is extremely warm and a man has been sat/stood in one position for too long that his genitals cling to his leg and can only be removed with the appliance of extreme pressure....aka tree hugging

Its roasting and me nethers are tree hugging the life out of me

by Big Chav August 1, 2017