after-hours workplace food heists

Those insanely frustrating occurrences, always obviously pulled by the same clueless person, although you just can’t seem to bust them.

I’m gonna get me one of those secret videocams and catch that larcenous little fucker pulling these after-hours workplace food heists and get his two-faced ass fired!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

53 hours

The max amount of hours it should take to complete anything

Damn, I'm really not looking forward to doing this.

It shouldn't take longer than 53 hours though.

by phlogchamp August 15, 2021

Real Isopod Hours

The time of day when one can really respect the majestic isopod.

Girlfriend: "My parents aren't home. Come over."
Boyfriend: "Nah nigga, it's real isopod hours. I gotta go down to the aquarium."

by Stuck_inREM January 29, 2018

I could eat a peach for hours

Line from the movie Face Off. Said by Nicholas Cage's character, Castor Troy. It means to perform oral sex on a female for, in this case, hours.

A guy trying to seduce a foxy lady: You know i could eat a peach for hours.

by Mitch Tyler November 22, 2009

its about drive its about power we stay hungry we devour put in the work put in the hours

IT'S ABOUT DRIVE IT'S ABOUT POWER WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOUR PUT IN THE WORK PUT IN THE HOURS AND TAKE WHATS OURS

ROCK its about drive its about power we stay hungry we devour put in the work put in the hours

by nathan_gamer18 November 2, 2021

Lonely Nigga hours

The time of night when a nigga feels lonely so they decide to bust a nut.

You into lonely nigga hours?

by Supanibba May 26, 2018

Sad Nigga Hours

24/7 where a nigga is nothing but sad and depressed every hour where your just sad nigga hour cuz a nigga never happy

Me: “what’s wrong with you”
Javon: “Sad nigga hours”

by DxddyKnee March 11, 2018