Houdini Shit

The act of taking a shit, and not having to wipe due to the turd not leaving a mess on the outside of your asshole.

Dude, good thing my shit was a Houdini Shit, there wasnt any motherfuckin TP in the bathroom.

by TJK October 5, 2004

dirty houdini

When a female is receiving butt sex from a male and he pulls out just before ejaculation and quietly spits a loogie on to her back. Thinking he is done, she turns around and recieves a facefull of semen in her face. He then says, "Abra Cadabra, Bitch!"

I almost caused that bitch to go blind when I gave her a dirty houdini.

by Blue April 9, 2005

Harry Houdini

During doggy style, the male pretends to ejaculate by spitting onto the girls back, so she turns around thinking the sex is done, and gets an unexpected load in the face. Also known as the Philly Fake-out

Yea, Samantha was being a bitch last night during sex, so I gave her the Harry Houdini

by Kiwi Pomerleau May 13, 2005

Houdini

The act of disappearing without warning whilst out clubbing or at a party with a group of friends. The disappearance being like that of Houdini's magic act; also known as "Pulling a Houdini".

Sam : Oi Jamie, have you seen Josh around here lately?

Jamie : Nah man I haven't seen him anywhere.

Sam : Damn, he's pulled a Houdini again...

by Bobby Biglips June 7, 2011

Houdinis magic carpet

The act of masturbating in front of a woman onto a towel in her carpeted bedroom thats also dimly lit. But little does she know you have some fishing line tied around your big toe looped around the tag of the towel on the ground. And just before you ejaculate you swing your foot back sending the towel flying backwards exposing the carpet in her room, you then proceed to cum all over her clean carpet.

Oh man I visited Tracey the other night. She was irritating me so I grabbed some fishing line and surprised her with A bit of the old Houdinis magic carpet action. She wasn't happy but was getting the steam cleaners in that week anyway.

by Steam cleaners revenge June 26, 2022

Holy Houdini

when you are doing your girl from behind, and you pull out--and spit on the girls back to make her think you got off, then when she turns around, you give a shot in the face.

not necessarily nice, so be careful who you choose to victimize with this move.

I was doing her from behind, and I figured it would be a great time to try a Holy Houdini

by loverofthepenis November 21, 2010

sexual houdini

When a slut wants to pretend that she isn't a whore by insisting she will only fuck a guy if they are in a relationship. The guy pretends that they are by displaying the signs of figurative shackles, after he is done with the bitch he dumps her. This demonstrates that the figurative shackles of their relationship once displayed were as bothersome to remove as real shackles were to the master escapologist Houdini.

3 mates chatting about a Slut

A: Man I really wanna fuck Agnes
D: Yer but dude she only fucks if its a relationship

T: Haha Don't even worry just pull a sexual Houdini

by Lt_Atilla May 22, 2016