Horned

To be drunk out fo one's mind.

"Dude I'm so horned after I drank those 12 beers."

by Beaker February 22, 2004

on the horn

when the male penis is erected, sometimes "on the horn" is used to explain an inappropriate erection

1. I was on the horn, but she didn't even notice. (sad face)

2. Oh lordy, is he on the horn?

by ClaraFloraKavy April 5, 2011

horn

kinda horny, kinda not horny

i'm horn, so i guess i'll go look at porn later

by horn guy September 22, 2003

horns

A person or animal's eyes.

The cop who had gone EOW shot himself between his horns.

by Jax_Ender January 22, 2004

horn

another term for "cock-blockin".....

Man son, quit hornin' in on my kool-aid!

by ruby April 16, 2004

horn mestizo

1. a. A person of mixed European and Native American heritage or descent who rambles in his/her speech, b. eats an inordinant amount of carrots, or c. cramps the bug.

2. Harsh sun

3. Withered corn stalk

1.a) That ol' horn mestizo is really annoying, and if he don't shut his trap soon, I'm gonna lamblast the son'u'bitch
1.b) The horn mestizo over there sure can eat alotta them carrots
1.c) Check out that friggin' horn mestizo!

2. I grew increasingly hot in the horn mestizo.

3. The shanks of the horn mestizo ruffled in the rising wind.

by P'tainz March 25, 2011

French Horning

The act of fisting a girl and eating her ass simultaneously.

Can I have a Tic Tac? Carly and I were French Horning last night.

by Vinay P. October 15, 2016