hoopajoob

A general reference to large, ungainly objects (typically high tech machinery) that is often implanted up the colo-rectal highways of unsuspecting people, usually males, by aliens of unknown origin and intent.

Often incorrectly referred to as a hoobajoob.

My goodness Walter! What did you eat for lunch? There is a giant hoopajoob sticking out of your ass. Would you like a Rolaids or a Tums?

by Urethra-Franklin December 20, 2006

hoopa joop

an alien satellite probe

thats no hemerroid thats an alien hoopa joop

by the fuck fairy December 19, 2006

hoopla

When someone keeps talking and nobody wants to here them.

Why are u talking all that hoopla.

by when you are too scared to poo June 2, 2014

hoopa joop

anything that can be inserted into the anus

a hoopa joop can include dildos, cats, puppys, pens, pencils, rats, bottles, dick, a jug if your goatse, oompa loompas, light bulbs, watches, the list goes on

by eagor of the shepards pie October 9, 2008

hoopless

Someone who is no good at basketball

Yo homie, check out that dude. He's hoopless.

by ilikespam April 11, 2011

Hoopa Doopa Christening!

The act of giving (a baby) a Juggalo name at birth as a sign of admission to the ICP fan club, while baptizing them in Faygo. Circumcision usually takes place shortly after.

You have been cordially invited to our son's Hoopa Doopa Christening! on Saturday, August 4th at 2pm.

by Bathing Suit Net Collector August 31, 2016

Hooplah in the Pooplah

An informal greeting; another way of saying "hey, how are you?" or "hey how's it going?"

Jake: how's the hooplah in the pooplah?
John: pretty good, how about you?

by MediumBlock December 27, 2017