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homeless drunk

The state of intoxication when one is unable to get home without assistance from others. Thus, without assistance the drinker would be left homeless.
Man, I was practically homeless drunk last night. Without my sassy gay friend I never would have made it back.
by Sassy Gay Friend April 27, 2010
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Homeless Tan

The allure tone of skin that is only unique to homeless people, construction workers, state workers, or people who work outside all day every day without bathing.
Desmond, that motherfucker from Weatherford had the worst homeless tan I've ever seen!
by stm in texas May 22, 2011
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Homeless Hot Pocket

A homeless person takes a dump on the sidewalk and another one pees on it and the one that dropped it picks it up and eats it
Hey joe look at those homeless people doin a Homeless Hot Pocket
by redneck101 November 21, 2013
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Homeless Harley

A.K.A. shopping cart. Mostly chrome, won't go fast, and uncomfortable for the passenger.
Hey, there's old Crackhead Bob ridin' his Homeless Harley.
by QLENFG January 21, 2012
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Homeless Calibur

A video game that is like Soul Calibur, but instead of crazy japanese badnass ninja guys (including yoda), this game features warriors of the homeless variety.

Characters:

Martha the cat lady: a lust for feline love borders on the psychotic, but don't tell her that, those pussies have claws. Weapon: cats (1/5 chance of rabies)
Lonely Jim: he's quite lonely, that's why he has a large hatchet. Weapon: hatchet
Mike: driven broke by bad investments, and by never having money in the first place, mike turned to drugs. Weapon: bath salts (1/5 chance to OD)
Yoda: you can't tell me this guy isn't homeless, i mean... look at him. Weapon: lightsaber
Bjord: after he won world's greatest beard, he gambled away his fame and fortune. Weapon: miscellaneous items drawn from his beard.

Join these beloved characters and more in the epic new game Homeless Calibur, where the objective of the game is to get the legendary sock full of shit, which has been said is the key to taking down the government and finally liberating the oppressive nature of the system we have all been condemned to.
Jesus Christ, Homeless Calibur is so goddamn politically incorrect.

Where the fuck is that sock full of shit, Martha keeps raping me with her fucking cats, what a cunt!
by JayBaby June 17, 2013
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Homeless Leg Syndrome

The syndrome where you see a homeless person limp or hobble around at a stoplight with his sign hoping for a handout- then when no one is looking he/she walks normally without a limp or impairment.
Hey bro- I saw you elsewhere and you were not limping and I saw you a little while ago and you looked fine- and now I see that you have Homeless Leg Syndrome.
by habbie November 20, 2007
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homeless beat down escape

When you barely get away from getting your ass kicked by a homeless person.
Duder 1: "Hey broke ass! What you gonna do? Nice ratty ass wife beater. Go beg for change son!"

Duder 2: "Holy shit dude he's coming right for you. We can't get away dude, I'm pumping gas."

Homeless Dude: "What the fuck did you say man? I'll kick your ass."

Duder 1: "Me? Nothing man. I'd never talk shit to you. I didn't say anything dude."

Duder 2: "Holy shit that homeless guy was ripped. He would have beat the shit out of you. Nice homeless beat down escape though."

Duder 1: "Fuck dude why did you stop for gas? I almost died. And you would have just laughed you dickety!"
by westfalia January 19, 2010
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