hobbins

An excessively hairy man or woman; derived from Hobbit but does not imply a height, weight, shoe size, or life span difference from the norm; does not imply you actually read The Lord of the Rings.

Man, that hobbins needs a good waxing.

by Hobbinski December 11, 2008

Hobinator

Real Name: Marc Hobin

The biggest queer in the history of queers. Quotes included to back up my argument:

"Teach me to hax." (repeat over the course of two weeks)
"only woman hold grudes." (two typos = fun for all)
"You're only capable of 'hacking', through freaking."
"I have a life! I have two girls, who like me." ('girls', eh?)
"You should hold the internet at ransom."
"Make a program, that kills computers when you type 'hi'."
"In case you didn't notice, I signed it as Dr. E. Jaculate."

Examples:

"Hobinator sucks."
"You're a Hobinator."
"68.188.110.210 sucks."
"You're a 68.188.110.210."
"Hob is here...
he is queer...
I WILL SMEAR."
"Wait! Marc HOBIN? I thought his name was Krandall!"

by M. LeCon April 12, 2005

Hobin' Goblin'

When yo ugly ass, negro ass, retarded ass, vegetable ass homie slobbers and gargles on icky thicky guacomole nigga penis.

*The Year 1895*

Me: Damn Rufus, this Hobin' Goblin' rough, tough, and slurpy.

Rufus: *Slurps in downey* AGUAGUAHGAGHA

by Anne Frank and the 7 Nazis March 12, 2019

hobbing

To be extremely annoying

Jared was hobbing when he said he was gonna tell on me

by HobKiller July 8, 2019

haze hoggin

A selfish person who is hogging all the haze for themselves and doesn't want to share the wealth.

Guy 1: "Why my lip turning black?"
Guy 2: "Probably because you're always haze hoggin faggot."

by SNuBSaPoPPiN June 6, 2009

road hogging

Two slow drivers driving side by side preventing traffic from passing.

Crap these two are road hogging. Let me tailgate the living mess out of one so I can get by.

by pdub2014 July 14, 2014

hogging

1. The action of any man of any stature to hunt, search, identify, and use a slam pig at will. Upon identification of this usually obese and ugly creature, approach it and use the slam pig's lack of self esteem for a man's own sexual use. A slam pig's slef esteem must never rise in order for the species of man to survive, therefore, the man MUST treat the slam pig like that of an actual digusting pig and must dispose of immediately once sexually satisfied.
2. The act of a man getting out of a "slump".
3. Hunting for the slam pig.
4. The act of making your ex girlfriend extremely jealous.

"Dude, I'm so horny. Screw it, I'm goin hogging, I'll see you at the bar later."
"Yee Hawwwwwww"
"Um, wow, well, you know what? Work just called and I have to go to work so you need to leave and my car is broke down and have no money for your cab, sorry, I'll see ya around."

by FancyHancy February 27, 2008