Hoardable

When an object is collected by an individual in such mass quantities that it may be considered hoarding rather than simply collecting.

a.) For the average fratboy, beer bottles and roach clips are exceedingly hoardable objects.

b.) If male genitalia was hoardable objects, Paris Hilton would be on the show "Hoarders".

by KrispyCheese February 25, 2012

Holiday Hoarding

Buying tons of Holiday items(Mostly Food)to enjoy after the holidays are over. This does not only apply to Christmas, but any other commercialized holiday.

"Mom just went shopping, and she is definately going to be holiday hoarding some Christmas cookies. We're gonna end up eating them until mid-July.

by Your Moms Man November 30, 2010

Dock Hoarding

When you have way too many icons on your dock on a Mac computer. When you try to take the time to get rid of one, you can't decide which shortcut to delete.

Leonard: Dude, you should delete some of those icons off of your dock. You have way too many down there.
Jared: I know man, I just don't know which one to get rid of.
Leonard: What about Stickies?
Jared: No way dude! I need a shortcut for that. How else will I be able to jot ideas down on the computer and have them read aloud by a robot?
Leonard: What about Chess?
Jared: No dude, what if I get bored?
Leonard: You don't even know how to play. You are totally Dock Hoarding.

by Leonard69 February 20, 2011

Water Hoarder

A Northern Californian sports fan. Mainly the Giants and 49ers. A term created from Jim Romes sports radio show. Also see "Battery Chucker"

Relates to how most of the water in California is from Northern California via the aqueduct.

Look at all those Water hoarder nocals, i think i just saw one of them chuck a 9 volt right at the catcher, damn those battery chuckers!

by Lance Bangwell October 21, 2011

passive aggressive hoarding

passive aggressive hoarding
when someone very subtly and gradually builds up a small area in the home or office of random useless bits of junk, but since it is just one area and relatively small it may not get noticed by others until it's too late and grown in size.

passive aggressive hoarding
Wife to husband 'Jeez whats all this crap in the corner in the kitchen?' Husband says 'I might need that broken cable one day, oh and i need that old mobile phone too, just in case'

This can be a problem for when a couple live in a small apartment and there's no space for a man cave.

by frog666 December 11, 2016

Hoars

what Shrek is classified as when he has a gun

Person 1: Wow what a nice day for a cup of coffee

Person 2: indeed
Person 1: oh no hoars!!!
Person 2: oh no! (Dies)

by ryan_schenk May 18, 2019

Hoarders

Bitches who don't know when to get rid of absolutely useless shit that they own. They tend to defend their possesions by saying that they "need" the material possesions.

James has a dead cat in his house, but he doesn't get rid of it because he may "need" it. Hoarders like James are crazy bitches.

by Jesus 2012 April 2, 2012