Hippo Milk

also known as strawberry milk, it's usually drunk by kids in the morning before they go to their class, its called hippo milk because theres a conspiracy that hippo milk is actually bright pink.
theres also chocolate/cockolate milk, mint milk/bug milk, banana milk/dick milk and caramel milk/old man jim from across the road's cum flavoured milk.
ooooo Alex is drinking hippo milk again, what a unit.
by RealSlimNoodle August 21, 2019
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hippo cock

most random shit ever used to annoy people
person 1: hippo cock
person 2: goddamn! stfu already bitch ass nigga.
by Zissler March 20, 2021
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Sleeping Hippo

A turd left in the top tank of a toilet. Often undiscovered for weeks, leaving an unmistakable odour that no amount of air freshener can neutralize.
Liam hated his filthy, selfish housemates; so when he moved out he left them a sleeping hippo as a parting gift.
by Ice J February 27, 2010
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happy hippo

A treat from Kinder that has an outer, hippo-shaped wafer shell filled with two kinds of cream. Comes in hazelnut and cocoa varieties.
Happy hippos are quite possibly the greatest thing in the history of eveything ever.
by dancinpete January 13, 2007
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baby hippos

an exclamation used in times of frustration in place of a more offensive expletive
"Fudge! Babies! Baby hippos!" - Adam Savage, in an episode of MythBusters, frustrated about a broken machine-crossbow.
by space_language November 05, 2010
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Hippo-fucker

An insult used by those who believe "hypocrite" (HIPPO-cryte) to be insufficient in fully portraying the vile hypocrisy of a particular being.

The phrase "go fuck some hippos" may also be used to achieve a similar effect.
A: Dude, you should only love one girl in your life, that's what true love is.
B: ...go fuck some hippos.

A: I heard Chrissy got busted on the gov test for cheating with Franzie!
B: Wow, what a hippo-fucker.
by Rawrmyun December 07, 2010
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Hippo Sniffer

When you drink too much at the club and your friends see you with rather large women, they consider you a HIPPO SNIFFER.
Friend: Holy fuck mate, that wanker is a HIPPO SNIFFER' again!
by feelmypain July 13, 2011
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