Hippo Shit

when you have explosive diarrhea and it gets everywhere

Dude 1: wanna hangout?
Dude 2: can’t my mom grounded me cuz i hippo shit all over the washroom

by FardedShided February 23, 2020

hippo tail

When you drop a turd on your girlfriends hair and rubit in;then she whips her hair back and forth

Your sister is amazing at sex; we hippo tailed all night

by Hippo tailer August 5, 2016

Sleeping Hippo

A turd left in the top tank of a toilet. Often undiscovered for weeks, leaving an unmistakable odour that no amount of air freshener can neutralize.

Liam hated his filthy, selfish housemates; so when he moved out he left them a sleeping hippo as a parting gift.

by Ice J February 27, 2010

happy hippo

A treat from Kinder that has an outer, hippo-shaped wafer shell filled with two kinds of cream. Comes in hazelnut and cocoa varieties.

Happy hippos are quite possibly the greatest thing in the history of eveything ever.

by dancinpete January 13, 2007

baby hippos

an exclamation used in times of frustration in place of a more offensive expletive

"Fudge! Babies! Baby hippos!" - Adam Savage, in an episode of MythBusters, frustrated about a broken machine-crossbow.

by space_language November 5, 2010

Hippo-fucker

An insult used by those who believe "hypocrite" (HIPPO-cryte) to be insufficient in fully portraying the vile hypocrisy of a particular being.

The phrase "go fuck some hippos" may also be used to achieve a similar effect.

A: Dude, you should only love one girl in your life, that's what true love is.
B: ...go fuck some hippos.

A: I heard Chrissy got busted on the gov test for cheating with Franzie!
B: Wow, what a hippo-fucker.

by Rawrmyun December 7, 2010

hippo dump

the act of taking a giant shit on one chest after sex in order to create an exotic feel to perck the nipples

son: hey mom why are dads nipples really hard and why does he smell ?

mom: nothing we just had a hippo dump

by !kidflash! October 20, 2011