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Hanging Wedgie

A hanging wedgie, is a wedgie, where your under wear is up your asscrack and pulled up, it is sore as hell. A hanging wedgie is where your breifs are hung on a lampost, hook, flagpole etc.
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I'm a nerd, I'll admit it. I wear tighty whities, A STRONG BLADDER (so I pee when I get scared) have loads of freckles and like science.. last year in high school I was talking to my best freind, who is a nerd too. Then 4 girls tackled us and dragged us to an abandoned room and stripped us to nothing but our breifs. Then 2 girls took my freind somwhere else and I remained in the room where they did casual wedgies, melvins, and texas wedgies. There is a coat hook in there. They hooked me on it and left me there. Then later came back with 7 BIG glasses of water. They said if they didn't drink it they would make the wedgies 10 times worse. And so I did. I needed to piss so bad. I lost it and wet my self silly in the breifs. The girls laughed at me and unhooked me. They then spanked me for 5 minutes and said 'It's flagpole time, nerd', I Was raised on the flagpole then, peeing and pooping, dangling around naked. 2 days later my teacher i have a crush on saw me. My balls and ass hurt bad. Hanging wedgie.
by ElroyThePALADIN November 27, 2013
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low hanging fruit

Easiest tasks of the day in your dull, mindless office job
'You know... I'm gonna need you to go ahead and take care of the low hanging fruit first...'
by Ray Babycakes July 20, 2006
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hanging like a noose

A description of the state of being extremely hungover. Extreme state of hanging, emphasised by the comparison to the function of a noose
I drank soooo much last night and I'm absolutely dying today. I'm hanging like a noose
by teamon December 24, 2011
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hanging shit

The act of feeding someone shit relentlessly.
Don't you ever get tired of hanging shit on Scomo?

No, I can't stand that dickhead, he's such a total fuckwit.
He can eat shit.
by 29gts11 January 22, 2020
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Hows your hammer hanging?

Means how are you? Hows your dick? Hows your sex life? All rolled into one question.
by Judge dredd7 April 10, 2011
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hanging wedgie

when someone puts rope threw the leg holes in you underwear and then hangs it on a high place thus leaving u suppended in the air.
my friends parents were going 2 b out on vacation 4 like 2 weeks. so i go over his house and he is same age as me but alot stronger. we had decided 2 go work out in his basement. and as i am doing pull ups he pantsed me and exposed my boxers, so wen i go 2 pull back up my shorts he gave me a huge wedgie. he took some rope he had and hung me from the pull up bar which is 5ft off the ground. (i am only 4'5) and kept pulling until i was susspened 2ft off the ground. he then left and kept me up there. 3hrs went by and my ass was killing me and so were my balls. then he came back and he tied my hands 2gether and my feet 2gether. then he was yanking on my legs increaseing the pain. then he lowered me until just my toes were off the ground. then gave me titi twisters 4 like 10mins. then repeatedly kicked me in the balls. after that he decided 2 move me 2 the 8ft tall pull up bar and kept pulling on the rope until i was 4 ft off the ground btw my hands and feet are still tied 2gether. then he untied the rope, and would pull me 2 the top then let go of the rope then just b4 i hit the ground he would grab the rope again thus giving me a boucing wedgie. after about 1hr of that, he tied me then continued the hanging wedgie.and my boxers still havent ripped! now i've been in a wedgie 4 over 5hrs.t then he yanked the wedgie out of my ass and put dirt, sand, grass, and pine cones in my boxers then gave me another hangin wedgie with all that stuff in there. another hr goes by and he comes back and says "time for the speaky clean wedgie" which is were u give some 1 a reg. wedgie than a melvin and it "cuts" the ass crack. he repeated this about 20times. then gave me another wedgie. now it has been 7hrs that i've been in this wedgie. my hands and feet r still tied up. by now it was 12am and i asked him if i could come out yet and he sed no ur gonna sleep in it. now i was like damn im in so much pain. but i eventually fell asleep. and wen i woke up he sed its titi twister time again. and he gave my titi twisters with plyers. omfg that f***** hurt!!!!!!!! then he sed i am determined 2 rip ur boxers. so he is yanking on my legs. and 0mins of yanking on my legs go by and they still havent ripped. he sed ok.....lemme try this and he tied something 2 my feet and was yanking on that as hard as he could. and finally after being in a wedgie 4 17 hrs my boxers finally ripped and he let me go. it took me 30mins 2 dig that 1 out. then as i was walking up stairs he came out and gave me more titi twisters and kickd me in the balls then sed i am dne now.
by the wedgied September 19, 2009
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hanging vedgie

Like a vedgie only once the girl has her thong in a vedgie the elastic is used to lift her off the groun and hang her up on a coatpeg or doorknob or the likes.
my boyfriend hung me in a hanging vedgie to teach me a lesson and god did it hurt i was there for three hours before my thong broke

the above actually happened
by Zelda March 27, 2005
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