A.B.C.D.E.F.G.H.I.J.K.

An insult where you use eight adjectives that are used to compliment someone. These adjectives start with one of the first 8 letters of the alphabet and this acronym. The letter it starts with depends on whether it's the third, first or fifth one. For example, the second adjective would begin with a B, and the sixth adjective would begin with an F.
Speaking of those first 8 letters, they can stand for: Adorable, Beautiful, Charming, Dexterous, Elegant, Fabulous, Gleaming, and Hot. They can stand for other words too, for example, A can stand for Amazing or Awesome just like how B can stand for Brilliant or Blissful.
The 9th, 10th, and 11th letters of the alphabet stand for I'm Just Kidding. They're also the last letters in this acronym.
You use it by saying "Did you know you are ABCDEFGHIJK?" then you use 8 compliments that start with letters that go from A to H.
Lastly, you say "I'm Just Kidding!" when they say "But what about the IJK?" or "You forgot the IJK!" Something like that.
You're welcome. If you actually use this insult, enjoy the reaction.

Bill is A.B.C.D.E.F.G.H.I.J.K.! He's adorable, brilliant, charming, dexterous, elegant, fabulous, gleaming, and hot. I'm just kidding!

by anonymous September 14, 2020

C o o c h i e

A sadistic bitch; Also, it can give you possible superpowers

"Man, i want c o o c h i e"

by GizzySimp March 12, 2021

Hi my name is Candy!

This is an expression used when a teachers back is turned. They will proceed to ask "Who said that". The class then replies "Candy", aggravating the teacher.

The teacher wrote something on the whiteboard, and while the teachers back was turned, he yelled "Hi my name is Candy!".
The class recieved a class detention for denying anyone saying "Hi my name is Candy!"

by My tiger Richard Tiger October 21, 2013

C.H.I.E.F

Council of High Intellect Education Foundation (C.H.I.E.F)
The first being to achieve the purest form of "woke" and has such a high IQ, numbers can not fathom the intercellular matrix which is his brain.

After hours of deliberation with the council of high intellect education foundation (C.H.I.E.F), it has officially been determined that the content of this will be immediately categorised under stage 2 terminology ‘this most definitely ain’t it’ until further action can be proposed. After several proceedings, the 4 council representatives; Ligma, Sugma, Bofa and SuCon, they have outlined various problems within this matter. Firstly, it rejects and defies the first commandment of memeology; “No Cap” Secondly,“is this loss?” People truly feel at loss when this predicament presents itself and to answer their question it is not loss. Finally, council of high intellect and education foundation (C.H.I.E.F ); “I just got off the phone with chief.... not it” memeology v.2 : chapter 4 : page 3 : verse 34. This is a grave mistake you have made as only the chosen intellects can access the intercellular matrix that connects beings of low intellect (humans) and beings of high intellect (chiefs). Only ones who have the highest intellect and highest IQ can enter the intercellular matrix of the planetary separations and therefore connect to the C.H.I.E.F bureau for further questioning. As this issuement has not met the certain requirements in memeology, it will be transferred further down into the stage 5 catergory, terminalised as “delete this shit nigga”.

by raisin07 December 28, 2018

Clean Hi Five

the act of giving a roommate, who is sleeping on the top bunk, a high five while hooking up or banging a chick. The Hi Five must be given with the hand not used for fondling of the vagina or penis.

Yo man I was going to give you a clean hi five last night, but you fell asleep.

by J Faws October 19, 2006

A b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z # new

Secret alphabet of u.d

The regular alphabet has 26 letters, but ud has 28! Here: A b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z # new

by fuckshit7j7 May 6, 2022

Can Hi

The dialectic pronounciation of "Canton, Ohio," one of the most insipid cities in the country. basically, the Northern Ohio accent is a Chicago accent, but lazier. So people their make all their vowels flat, such as "mahm, get me a pahp!" but they don't use the Chicago lilt. They also randomly drop syllables.

I come from Can Hi, home of the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

by Sarah Élisabeth de Forcheville May 4, 2005