fat heffer

a big fat ugly person

josh morris is such a fat heffer !

by fringle.3 March 17, 2022

Greg Heffley

The main character of Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Considered to basically be a sociopath by some people, but one thing's for certain: He's a massive simp

"Greg Heffley's determination to get girls is unrealistically high. I'd just give up at this point."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022

heffer

1. A huge fat chick.
2. Jessica. also see jelly rolls, obese, fatso, big mama, etc. etc.

DUDE HAVE YOU SEEN JESSICA, SHES A FREAKIN HEFFER!!!!

by Miss RUDE as Hell September 21, 2005

heffer111

Species Loseritus dweebetortus.

You can discover heffer111 in the darkest depths of the Vestibule.

by Hiphopotamus July 6, 2003

Uber-heffer

(Derivative of heifer)
Someone who eats a lot and who closely resembles a pizza oven in size.

If Molly carries on eating all that chocolate cake everyday, she's gonna become an uber-heffer

by *Barbie July 25, 2006

heffer

a baby cow
a person who eats a lot will turn into a heffer

Jack: "dang im hungery"
Kelly: "dang heffer!"

"dang that girl be stuff her face, dang she a heffer"

by britkneee December 28, 2005

Heffer

people that make you angry:(
a way to say hi to people
use in place of the word friend
when someone does something rude

Those girls in room 233 and 235 are heffers!
Hey little heff!
That was a heffer move!

by Bomquiqui May 1, 2009