and this is his weapon they weigh 150 kilos and fires 200 dollar custom tool cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute, it cost 400,000 dollars to fire that weapon for 12 seconds
Heavy Thway was born in the darkest chasms of Morder. Forged by Sauron himself no one knows if he is man, beast, or merely legend. Spotted at various times in history, his alleged 8 foot penis has conquered many kingdoms (Egypt, Rome and Athens to name a few). He can only be killed at midnight on January 12th of a leap year, by pouring cold barbecue sauce in his ear while repeatedly penetrating him with a fork. May he live long, and gift us with his presence for many a day.
"Yo I thought I saw Heavy Thway yesterday but it turned out it was The Rock on steroids wielding a huge dildo. Easy mistake"
When having sexual intercourse with a female, preferably rawdog anal, you yell "I DONT EVEN AIM" and make a considerable mess in and around her mouth. Following a thorough ejaculation, take a toothbrush and get yo dental health on with the considerable mess!
Danny: "Hey Tara, want to perform a Heavy-T after i finish watching the notebook?"
Tara: "Sure, lemme go pick up a new toothbrush first!"