Hackler

To be an all around ass hole to people you know and especially people you dont know.

stop it Hackler!

by ThefukkinD May 17, 2011

hacklete

An individual who participates, either professionally or at an amateur level, in many hackathons

The hackletes paraded around the gymnasium for the start of the 5th annual Des Moines, Iowa Hackathon

by Vegan McFlurry November 13, 2014

hawkesby

The best surname in the world, people with this last name usually have the biggest dicks and vaginas

OMG look at that bulge he must be a Hawkesby

by Bigcandlestick March 23, 2019

Hawley, MN

Hawley is a small town and is a literal shithole with nothing but meth heads and pot smokers. There is no proper snow clearing of the roads during winter, so when you turn too fast... you drift.

Hawley is not a good place to stay. Do not come to Hawley, MN.

by Thatcrackhead@Hawley February 9, 2020

Hawked Out

When you are in such a beyond inebriated state either from drugs, alcohol or both that you when you are sitting down your body and mind contort into a new dimension to a similar fashion to that of Stephen Hawking.

We were all sitting around the camp fire drinking and smoking when we noticed Brady was so faded from the blunt that his eyes where closed, his head slanted and limbs were limp. He was hawked out.

by LordQuisiModo October 4, 2020

Hawley Bitch Scurry

This is a manner in which you scurry like a little bitch through the US Capitol halls, as Josh Hawley demonstrated on January 6th 2021. While not a difficult maneuver, apparently it does require a weak spine to perform. It too helps if you raise a fist in solidarity with an angry armed mob to further agitate, then cower in the capital until insurrectionists attack law enforcement officers and breach the US Capitol. Josh Hawley at that time was posing as a US Senator for Missouri, a proud Election Denier in the Fecalogeny, and acting tough guy on camera or secured public events. Josh likely perfected his “Bitch Scurry“ at Rockhurst High School as classmates learned he secretly want to be a cheerleader but his balls were too small.

When you find yourself in a situation where those paid to protect you may be compromised, and you know your big mouth can’t protect you either, it is time to employ the Hawley Bitch Scurry.

by Bangd Ingow July 23, 2022

hackle down

clutch up; stand your ground. You've never been to the haunted mound.

you gotta hackle down for the gang right now

by REELHAUNTEDMOUND November 6, 2022