Haunted hoochie

A post abortion vagina

Guy 1: you're still gonna have sex with Ashley even though she had an abortion?

Guy 2: hell no! She has a Haunted hoochie

by Seth Sooley October 12, 2015

haunted house

The haunted house is linked to jiafei, sexy product, barbz etc. Like you ate things, they are really nice people actually and me myself I'm a barb to 💁 ♀️

GIRL YESS!!!!💖💅🏻YOU'VE BEEN INVITED TO THE HAUNTED HOUSE🤪😜😻👁PLS BUY JIAFEI SEXY PRODUCT🚂💝

by 4+4is8iknowiate March 26, 2022

haunted house

a place where couples go to make out

Although the haunted house was fun, I think 7 minutes in heaven was better

by Jacqui Duzac December 02, 2005

Haunted house

A girl who previously had an abortion

I was going to fuck her but I found out that shit was a haunted house a nigga died in that

by Mbk12 November 08, 2015

cunny-haunted

A male obsessed with sex.

Poor Trevor's suffering from horn colic again, he's cunny-haunted.

by Dunky Oggins January 10, 2004

haunted toast

A very charming yet scary piece of Toast, it flies around your room at night and scowls at you while you make Toast. It'll also: bumLURK: at you while you're in the shower or on the can.

This Haunted toast Won't stop watching me poop.

by Surviving June 25, 2017

Haunted anus

Something that is unspeakably odious and objectionable, doubly terrible.

"Oh crumbs, did you see his presentation? It was a haunted anus from start to finish

by Jebadiah April 04, 2020