someone who tries and fails to finger girls in movie theaters. when said failing they tend to finger the anus instead.
by modeff July 12, 2009
Get the t-hatchmug. When a girl knows a guy is going break up with her, she has sex with him with the intention of getting pregnant so that he will not leave her.
by Tasha Doe November 23, 2009
Get the Bait and Hatchmug. a) (original meaning) : among winter time lobster and crab fishermen in North America: on a vessel, to close all entrances to the lower decks and crew cabins when you are in a storm
b) (my new and improved meaning): in Atlantic Canada and New England and in cities such as New York, Boston, Montreal, Halifax, to insulate the doors and windows of one's house for the winter months.
b) (my new and improved meaning): in Atlantic Canada and New England and in cities such as New York, Boston, Montreal, Halifax, to insulate the doors and windows of one's house for the winter months.
to batten the hatches definition b), even if it costs a small fortune, is a snow-brainer if you live in Canada or The northeastern United States
by Sexydimma March 7, 2015
Get the batten the hatchesmug. If it wasn't for the snatch hatch in my spanxs, I would have had to completely undress in the bathroom, in order to pee.
by Dodgamatic October 11, 2014
Get the Snatch Hatchmug. by lawnylax32 April 24, 2009
Get the pudding hatchmug. 
by /a-c_4>3 May 9, 2022
Get the meat hatchmug.