When you drop out of high school in grade 9, get pregnant before you're 20, and spend the rest of your days glued to Fox News
by Theamazingkodi March 27, 2015
Get the Dallas hat trickmug. Hat trick is when an individual who is partying way to hard, for way to long, completes the cycle of embarrassment which is puking, pissing, and shitting all over themselves. Pooped em', Pissed em', and Puked em'!!!!!!!!!!!
"Eric came to my party last night and performed the God damn Cincinnati hat trick!!!!!"
"Congratulations on your recent Cincinnati hat trick Alex! Hope you know a good dry cleaner."
"Congratulations on your recent Cincinnati hat trick Alex! Hope you know a good dry cleaner."
by Hennel May 6, 2014
Get the Cincinnati Hat Trickmug. by Freejkb May 25, 2016
Get the sex hat trickmug. by TophZilla October 26, 2007
Get the Hat-trickmug. To score with a young chick, an old chick, and a Cuban chick all in the same day. Named for the 3 most prominent populations in Florida.
I had sex with a widow this morning, and her daughter this afternoon. all I need is a Cuban and I have myself a Tallahassee Hat Trick.
by jbm321 March 22, 2012
Get the Tallahassee Hat Trickmug. you go out with your friends and throughout the evening you manage to make out with or hook up with three canadians... the canadian hat trick.
by hairydan February 3, 2010
Get the canadian hat trickmug. The summation and sequential experience of coitus-induced ejaculation, followed by morning-glory defecation, and later, urination in the shower after awakening. Also known as cum'n'go regimen
by IKnowNothing9 November 20, 2011
Get the Sid Hat-trickmug.