Hasselhoff

Sponge bobs hairy friend who is also a babe!

fuck u david hasselhoff!

by Alexandra April 2, 2005

reverse Hasselhoff

when you place a picture of David Hasselhoff on your own screen and wait for a nosy friend to look at your screen.

after being Hasselhoffed, one lures that person to view a picture of Hasselhoff.
by placing the picture on his computer and bating them in. this is reverse Hasselhoff

by super-dude-h March 31, 2009

Hasselhoffing

A Hasselhoffer is a person or people that immediately junps your back and annoys the hell out of you to no end!
This same type person the Hasselhoffer, does this all day every day, therefore is considered to be Hasselhoffing.
The Hasselhoffer is on the borderline of being a Sociopath because of his the sadistic "Thrill" or "Sympathomimetic Hormonal Rush" he gets from Hasselhoffing others.

You are sitting in a park on a nice sunshiny day; taking in your Zen meditation. Here comes a Hasselhoffer like a <virus> in a computer looking for <Hasselhoffing> time>. The Hasselhoffer appears to <look like> cool people and starts up a conversation;commenting on your Zen beliefs. Before you know it, there he is "Hasselhoffing" you, <trying to make you feel like> your waiting for the next Hailey Bob Comet.

by Jo_mamma-manizzle December 11, 2006

Hasselhoffy

When you're on coke and your hair is way too feathered and you're wearing head-to-toe black leather except for your black cotton wife-beater and the person talking to you is so shit-canned you can convince them you are taking them home in a talking Pontiac Firebird....you know you are officially Hasselhoffy.

Shia "Hasselhoffy" LeBeouf , that guy at your high school reunion that should have shed 20 pounds before he hit on you, a boss who continuously uses the phrase "team work makes the dream work" during Christmas party speeches, or your out of work dad who decided to purchase a motorcycle with your college funds during his mid-life crisis.

by Coit Tower Condowits January 18, 2009

Hasselhoffing

-The act of tricking someone into watching the music video for Hooked on a Feeling, similar to rick rolling but way more awesome
-To be tricked into watching the insanely corny video
- Search Hooked on a feeling in youtube and and start the virus

Andy- Dude youve gotta check out this video!!! its of this hilarious asian commedian!
Joey- Ok, send me the link man, i need a laugh!
Andy- **Sends link**
Joey- FUCK YOU, i just got hasselhoffed!
Andy- Lol I've been Hasselhoffing people all day

by That Eskimo in the vid May 1, 2010

Hasselhoff'd

What you most likely have been exposed to on youtube via forums.

I've been Hasselhoff'd!! NOOO!!!

by Harry Kendall July 20, 2007

hasselhoff

The reason why Jekyll and Hyde is no longer on Broadway. Opposite of awesome

search it on youtube, try hasselhoff/jekyll and hyde something is bound to turn up.

by idonothaveaname March 24, 2008