harpoon run

A prolonged distance where one must travel fast to avoid harpoons that are fired at them.
harpoon runs are a common game type in Happy Wheels
by MaybeARealWord January 21, 2022
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Harpoon

The easiest way to talk about pussy in public; harpoon sounds alot like "her poon". Your bros will understand but it's not too suspicious to anyone else
"You know why I love Asians, they have the tightest harpoons"
by Illiminati4LIFE November 7, 2014
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Harpoon Man

One who controls harpoons magically.
When the Harpoon Man dies, all his harpoons go off at once.
by MaybeARealWord January 21, 2022
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Harpoon

To install something with vigour but not necessarily skill
by winniecakes April 29, 2022
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harpoon the whale

to pick up a fat chick, oftentimes in the service of your mate getting with her attractive friend. See also grenade.
Jay had to harpoon the whale at the caravanning party so his mate Simon could pull the fit bird.
by HolyFlurkingSchnit January 26, 2016
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Harpooned

The action of a hard, deep sexual penetration. (Past-tense)
Jess: “I heard you went home with Neil last night.”
Samantha: “Gurl, I got harpooned so hard.”
by Thirsty Remixed Ribosome September 16, 2018
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