harem-scare 'em

A group of witches that a guy keeps as romantic partners.
A guy would hafta be pretty desperate for romance to want a harem-scare 'em of old wrinkly hags.
by QuacksO October 24, 2020
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Harem Seeker

The Harem Seeker is a character who is openly trying to date and/or marry multiple Love Interests as part of a scheme to have lots of attractive partners all to themselves.
"Two girlfriends will only end up fighting with each other, but twenty girlfriends will become competitive, and the target of their rage will be directed toward each other, not me. Always works for me."
-Kuze, "A Fairy Tale of the Two"
Bob: I've never seen a successful Harem Seeker before. Is it really that hard?
Jake: Definitely.
by Happy tree times March 30, 2021
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Fritzlean Harem

A concept that is gradually becoming more popular among the more involved online incest community.

When a man kidnaps a premenopausal and sexually mature female sex worker and puts her into a cellar, dungeon, or other room of confinement and forcibly impregnates her (whether it be forced intercourse or IVF) to give birth.

When the child(ren) is/are born, it/they is or are separated and isolated from the mother until the offspring reach sexual maturity depending on the sex, whether induced naturally or artificially.

If the offspring is male, it is to breed with the mother. If it is female, it is to be impregnated by the master to bear inbred or "gifted" children.

Once those children are born, the latter cycle is to continue until the master chooses or is forced to stop it.

Named after the Austrian man Josef Fritzl who raped his daughter and inbred grandchildren while keeping them in his cellar.
"Nathan dreams of starting a Fritzlean harem."

"After being exposed by the authorities, a large Fritzlean harem was covered by international news."
by Shurdlegurdle January 07, 2018
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Harem

A group of Roombas
Anon has a harem consisting of 3 Roombas
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Harem

What Angelica Schuyler wants to form with her sister ( Elizabeth Schuyler) and Alexander Hamilton.
Elizabeth - “Laughing at my sister coz she wants to form a harem

Angelica - “im just saying if you really loved me you would share him”

Elizabeth - “ ha!”
by youllseewhaticandotohim August 11, 2018
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