One of the best technical guitarists who plays for the band Metallica. He started off in a garage band called "mesh", then Exodus and Joined Metallica in 1983. He does ripping solos and playing at lightning speed.

Metallica would be nothing without Kirk Hammet. James Hetfield is a great guitarists and all, but Kirk Hammet superior

Kirk Hammet by UltimateDoge February 16, 2023

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Fanny Hamlett

Fat, stagnant, fraudulent creature who has the “highest footballing IQ” in the north west when they’re really a bum ass mf. The person at 5 a side who doesn’t move but whinges at you for not making a run.

“Stop being a fanny hamlett”

Fanny Hamlett by Shabbalicious April 9, 2023

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Dj Hamlett

Some Zennial fuck boy. Wants you to be his mommy. Porn addict can only get off to his hand. If you hurt his feelings he will have a melt down like a 2 year old...

Dj David Hamlett

Who is Dj Hamlett?

Dj Hamlett by Thefukboifinder March 12, 2025

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Go Hammitt

Fuck shit up

We are going to tear something up. Let's Go Hammitt.

Go Hammitt by Smith2217 October 28, 2025

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