National fuck hamish day

April 13tg is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him

Hamish: You know what day it is today?
Woman: Yeah it’s april 13th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet

Woman: Oh well, I guess it’s the right day

by JeremyH128 April 13, 2019

hamish and jess

The cutest couple ever.

Hamish and Jess are so cute together

by Not lilybrooke November 16, 2016

Hamish

A stubborn distorted child but bullies other children with kindness in gayness

He’s like Hamish

by SomeonBetterThanU November 6, 2018

Hamish

When an elephant rolls in a lot of dirt and turns orange

Wow have you seen that elephant? What a hamish!!

by Winnieeee June 9, 2018

Hamish

When an elephant rolls in a lot of dirt and turns orange

Wow have you seen that elephant? What a hamish!!

by Winnieeee June 9, 2018

Hamish

An ugly as beech neega with no life

Jack: Damn bruh Hamish ain’t got no friends.

John: FACTS!!

by Yours trulyyyyyy, June 24, 2019

Hamish

A man with a sizeable penis, good for fun nights with mennnnn, no women but no homo.

"Hamish, stop laying all these men at 12 am," said Alex

by Tinks_ August 25, 2019