April 13tg is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him
Hamish: You know what day it is today?
Woman: Yeah it’s april 13th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Oh well, I guess it’s the right day
Woman: Yeah it’s april 13th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Oh well, I guess it’s the right day
by JeremyH128 April 13, 2019
Get the National fuck hamish daymug. Imagine a walnut, imagine that exact size, now think of an apple and how smooth it is, combine the two and you have the brain of Hamish Rayner. One can describe Hamish Rayner with the words; not based, smooth-brained, pyramid head, and Harnish. Frequent behavior of hating skeletons, hating gravel, and hating redacted is frequently observed.
Guy 1: Did you hear about that horrible terrorist attack recently?
Guy 2: Yeah, whoever did it was a total Hamish Rayner.
Guy 1: Totally, only someone named Hamish Rayner would do that.
Guy 2: Yeah, whoever did it was a total Hamish Rayner.
Guy 1: Totally, only someone named Hamish Rayner would do that.
by Absolutelynotarobot1234 September 8, 2020
Get the Hamish Raynermug. A Hamish is that one guy who is a complete dumbass when it comes to the basic things in life. Sometimes the word 'assdumb' is the only word suitable to describe a Hamish.
by Dylan_mclovin' September 8, 2020
Get the Hamishmug. by Hahahahagagagagagagag July 1, 2021
Get the Hamish francismug. Full-Time Sigma. No days off.
by Matthew Polgar's Europe Blog May 30, 2024
Get the Hamish Suckem Seecemmug. A hamish is someone with black cute hair and overall really funny person. Hamish is someone who knows theyre cute but hates to admit it. They also are very smart and respectful but cant admit it
by Ilikeyacuteg October 25, 2020
Get the Hamishmug. Look at what Hamish is doing to the dogs!
by Quandale Dingle I August 20, 2022
Get the Hamishmug.