National fuck hamish day

April 13tg is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him

Hamish: You know what day it is today?
Woman: Yeah it’s april 13th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet

Woman: Oh well, I guess it’s the right day

by JeremyH128 April 13, 2019

Hamish

When an elephant rolls in a lot of dirt and turns orange

Wow have you seen that elephant? What a hamish!!

by Winnieeee June 9, 2018

Hamish

Hamish is a loving guy with a huge horse- like statue in his back garden. He is also hung like a horse.

OMG have you seen hamish?

Yes his cock is massive!

by anonymous October 27, 2021

Hamish Rayner

Imagine a walnut, imagine that exact size, now think of an apple and how smooth it is, combine the two and you have the brain of Hamish Rayner. One can describe Hamish Rayner with the words; not based, smooth-brained, pyramid head, and Harnish. Frequent behavior of hating skeletons, hating gravel, and hating redacted is frequently observed.

Guy 1: Did you hear about that horrible terrorist attack recently?
Guy 2: Yeah, whoever did it was a total Hamish Rayner.
Guy 1: Totally, only someone named Hamish Rayner would do that.

by Absolutelynotarobot1234 September 8, 2020

Hamish

A kind, beautiful, young boy who has big dreams. He is a great gymnast that could most definitely go to the Olympics. Although he can be shy at times he shines his best with his friends, family and especially the ladies. He will usually like a girl that starts with the letter D or L. He is usually a cancer and loves to eat pretzels.

Girl 1: Omg have you seen Hamish's new hair

Girl 2: Ahhh i'm even more in love

by Katy1984 November 10, 2020

Hamish Cogger

Hamish is a very well rounded sports player who can play a large variety of sports, his favourites being: Cricket, Field hockey, soccer and indoor cricket :). He has a large group of friends but also a few very close friends. He is a lovely guy. But he hates national fuck Hamish day, April 28th as referred to on another urban dictionary definition

Hamish Cogger is amazing

by Hammmm February 19, 2025

hamish

hamish, a caring kind and cute boy. his smile never fails to light up a room whenever he enters. his selfishness never goes to waste and his brave and funny personality is beloved by all. his brown curly hair and light blue eyes, well you could get lost in them. his humourus personality always brings a smile to everyone around himselfs faces. his brave attitude is something everyone should aspire to be like.

hamish is a amazing soul

by emma163839 November 23, 2021