hagglefuck

A hagglefuck is somebody so horrendous, that if anybody has sex with him/her, their status is almost irrevocably lowered among their peers.

Whereas some people will "go fishing" at parties in order to get laid, the hagglefuck casts a wide net in order to get somebody to fill that gap in their life. Anybody will do, but usually the hagglefuck will attempt to snare the drunkest of the lot.

The one way to reverse this lowering of status is to quest for the silver condom.

The person who has sex with the hagglefuck is thereafter referred to as the junkyard warden.

Any girl/guy who rates beneath a 2.5.

"The hairy hagglefuck snared Jimmy in her web, and we were all horrified when we saw him turning into a junkyard warden in the alleyway."

by Micah "Fuckmasta Fresh" Queensley August 3, 2007

huggle

half hug, half snuggle.

If you missed your boyfriend a great deal since you've last seen him, you may give him a huggle rather than a normal hug.

by Mallory August 20, 2003

haggerd

nasty or messed up. beaten up

Dude that chick is haggerd!
she is gross, too fat, too skinny

Dude your truck is haggerd!
the truck is messed up, wrecked falling apart

by ummmidk November 27, 2007

Haggerty

A person of Irish decent, a freckled face hustler, usually with red hair and mandatory freckles. The more red hair you have on your hair/body the more of a Haggerty you are. Usually classy, not good at European football due to their fondness to alcohol, but for every skill they lack on the pitch, they have another skill to make up for it on a bar stool

Macklemore is a true Haggerty

by The classy stud September 14, 2012

huggle

- This is the best type of hug in the whole wide world. Warm, affectionate, and loving, so completely different to just a hug.

- I have only experienced this type of hugging with one person in my whole life... the best feeling ever. When you have been huggled it will stay with you for ever.

by honey bearess September 18, 2005

huggles

It is the most amazing feeling ever, everything else just fades away as you melt into the arms of the one you love dearly, finally you can relax and be happy because she's safe and with you. There's nothing like it in this world, and in your heart you're always thanking her for giving you this experience.

"huggles?"

by MatthewArnoldRussiaBillWolfy October 20, 2008

huggle

it's a hug+snuggle=combined into a huggle, see?
A huggle!
Plural form:Hugglez or huggles
Also see:glomp

A:Hiya!*hugglez*
B:Hey!*huggles back*
A: you are so cool!
B:Aww!Thanks!You are too!*huggles more*

by mind yourbeeswax December 28, 2005