Hospital Security

This is a lower officer of the Law enforcement realm. That the upper levels fucking hate. His or Her responsibilities mainly include securing a hospital without proper training and/or direction.May be called upon to insure the safety of patients, staff,and patrons through actions other wise unreasonable for higher levels of law enforcement. Requirements for this position include: G.E.D., or have had to walk into a high school at one time or another, No time on task skills, the ability to have no direction or take direction, stocker, no social skills whatsoever. promotion within security ranks often includes the ability to over see the activities of other officers in a way that makes them hate working and even living. often top canditates for promotion have at least 2 months experience and a belt that could fit around the entire team they will supervise. It is an internal packed with fellow hospital security officers if any bodily fluids (i.e. vomit, piss, poop, blood, spit,and/or ejaculate)come into contact with any officers skin the entire shift will walk off site. Over all security in most hospitals is just fine, but ultimately they rely on nothing ever really going down. P.S. I hate my life

Like purgatory hospital security is a second chance at a better life.

by Paul Blart(Hospital Cop) January 25, 2009

hospital

a place where you exchange physical suffering for financial suffering

doctor: the operation was successful you got a new kidney, now you pay us 60,000 dollars
person: what how am i suppose to pay for that i already spent all my cash on the uber to the hospital
doctor: idk not my problem, sell your kidney i guess

by hunter of milfs 69 December 29, 2020

xenodochial hospitable

kindly to strangers

Joe decided to be xenodochial hospitable so he helped the little boy that he never met before across the street.

by Chelsea Shackelford February 7, 2008

hospital kick

In Australian rules football, when a kick is made to one's teammate that is lobbed very high in the air, forcing said teammate to stand waiting for the ball knowing that opposing team players will be running/leaping in hard at him, likely causing said teammate to be injured. At best, the waiting teammate will be getting an opposing team player's knee in his back. If he is facing the opposing player with his frontside exposed, broken rib(s) and/or concussion is likely.

Commentator: Hospital kick to Jones... owww I felt that one from here. He really got his bell rung

by great success April 5, 2010

hospital shit

When an individual's fecal matter smells so bad, you think they need to be admitted into a hospital.

Yo! Who just took a hospital shit in my toilet? It smells fucking disgusting.

by Creekar December 16, 2016

Hospital Rice

Plain, unadorned steamed rice that is seriously lacking in any kind of flavor or life.

Luis always complains about the Hospital Rice that the cafeteria serves.

by Lolabelle59 October 19, 2018

Hospital Box

An ambulance seen speeding down the highway with lights and sirens on.

Arty “hey jimmy what’s that noise?”

Jimmy “ uh oh it’s a speedy boi hospital box.”

Arty “ oh rats!”

by Daddiecakes February 10, 2019