An extremely large and visible camel toe that looks like it runs from the asshole to the belly button, this is exagerated by offensively tight trousers whilst sitting in an unlady like manner!!!
Whoa tie down the edibles here comes simo wi they leggings again that hairy hoofs goni eat us oot o hoose n hame!!
by methilmings November 24, 2011
Get the hairy hoof mug.In a ball game where one player just hits the ball and hopes for the best. No thought or direction is put into it.
by Stotty575 February 15, 2010
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person one: look at that shore boy over there, he looks like a horses hoof with his little pink shirt and yellow hotpants
person two: you know it!
person two: you know it!
by shanos August 6, 2006
Get the horses hoof mug.A phrase/action preformed by "My little pony: friendship is magic" fans. It is the pony equivocalness to a "fist pump" or "bro fist"
by Jaxpowers February 4, 2012
Get the bro hoof mug.1) To be so physically unattractive as to resemble someone whose face has been trampled and repeatedly stomped on by a horse.
2) To have a face that visually mirrors the excrement and mud slop found under and between a horse's/mule's hoof.
2) To have a face that visually mirrors the excrement and mud slop found under and between a horse's/mule's hoof.
Jim: Wow, that Ariel is so under the hoof!
Me: Well, that's the main reason poor dude can't get a date.
Me: Well, that's the main reason poor dude can't get a date.
by DirtiDimitri February 19, 2011
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