hojax

A word that originated from Trench Wars, with the help of Hockeydude and Ajaxee.

Used when someone gets punk'd, or the opposite of getting punk'd.

A girl gets into a fight at school, and gets expelled, but the girl she was fighting with doesn't. As the girl is leaving school property, she gets into another fight, and gets in trouble yet again. She just got hojaxed.

by Pandagirl March 20, 2005

hojass

Hot jewish ass.

Variant: hotjass

- Where's Sophie?
- Oh, I think she's out stalking Jason Schwartzman.
- Yeah I don't blame her, he's a fine piece of hojass.

by iamsharelle November 20, 2007

hojaded

worn out or dull ho or a person or situation that is just fucked up

Hillary Clinton is hojaded

by FillmoreSkanks March 31, 2008

Hojob

hō-jôb / verb. The act of actually acting like a ho with your mutual friends or complete strangers. Not to be confused with ho-bag.

Ever since Jon left Kate he's been doing a real hojob in the tabloids.

by Koishononono September 8, 2010

hoja breath

This is the first hit off a joint that's all rolling paper burning. This causes ones breath to smell like burnt paper. Hoja is a slang word for rolling paper.

Mike has hoja breath all the time from sparking up so many joints.

by jimmybomm January 14, 2021

Hojo

Hung over jerk off

I woke up and gave myself a nice hojo

by skyechick17 March 18, 2021

HOJO

HOJO is an acronym for hungover jerk off. It is usually the only relief for an intense hangover. Variations of the HOJO include the COJO (clothes on jerk off) and the DOJO (door open jerk off).

"Hey that was wild night last night, how ya feeling?"
"Doing great, just HOJOed and ready to go to work"

by 734FAPPIN4life January 10, 2013