Hym "Ok. 5 year plan. Step one: Celebrity Harem. Step two: Flood reality with the plurality of my essence so throughly that I supplant God entirely (Because MY AMBITION CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!!). Step three: Burn Jordan Peterson's soul BUT ONLY FOR A LITTLE BIT, ATHEISTS! ONLY FOR A LITTLE BIT! SO IT'S FINE! Just until he's a nice even golden brown! He's fine. I'm morally in the clear if it's only for a little bit and he would make my life a living hell is he could so it's fine. Everything is chill."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2023
Get the Celebrity Haremmug. 
Mormons worship sea lions as gods, so trying to make themselves closer to god's image, a male Mormon will marry about 30 people at the same time.
The Mormon harem didn't have any guys or midgets in it, you would think that to a guy that tried to fuck as many people as Wilt Chamberlain, marrying just females would get old after about the 27th or 28th wife, but not for him.
by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021
Get the Mormon haremmug. A concept that is gradually becoming more popular among the more involved online incest community.
When a man kidnaps a premenopausal and sexually mature female sex worker and puts her into a cellar, dungeon, or other room of confinement and forcibly impregnates her (whether it be forced intercourse or IVF) to give birth.
When the child(ren) is/are born, it/they is or are separated and isolated from the mother until the offspring reach sexual maturity depending on the sex, whether induced naturally or artificially.
If the offspring is male, it is to breed with the mother. If it is female, it is to be impregnated by the master to bear inbred or "gifted" children.
Once those children are born, the latter cycle is to continue until the master chooses or is forced to stop it.
Named after the Austrian man Josef Fritzl who raped his daughter and inbred grandchildren while keeping them in his cellar.
When a man kidnaps a premenopausal and sexually mature female sex worker and puts her into a cellar, dungeon, or other room of confinement and forcibly impregnates her (whether it be forced intercourse or IVF) to give birth.
When the child(ren) is/are born, it/they is or are separated and isolated from the mother until the offspring reach sexual maturity depending on the sex, whether induced naturally or artificially.
If the offspring is male, it is to breed with the mother. If it is female, it is to be impregnated by the master to bear inbred or "gifted" children.
Once those children are born, the latter cycle is to continue until the master chooses or is forced to stop it.
Named after the Austrian man Josef Fritzl who raped his daughter and inbred grandchildren while keeping them in his cellar.
"Nathan dreams of starting a Fritzlean harem."
"After being exposed by the authorities, a large Fritzlean harem was covered by international news."
"After being exposed by the authorities, a large Fritzlean harem was covered by international news."
by Shurdlegurdle January 7, 2018
Get the Fritzlean Haremmug. by Andrew slay June 13, 2018
Get the Mad haremmug. The Harem Seeker is a character who is openly trying to date and/or marry multiple Love Interests as part of a scheme to have lots of attractive partners all to themselves.
"Two girlfriends will only end up fighting with each other, but twenty girlfriends will become competitive, and the target of their rage will be directed toward each other, not me. Always works for me."
-Kuze, "A Fairy Tale of the Two"
"Two girlfriends will only end up fighting with each other, but twenty girlfriends will become competitive, and the target of their rage will be directed toward each other, not me. Always works for me."
-Kuze, "A Fairy Tale of the Two"
by Happy tree times March 30, 2021
Get the Harem Seekermug. by Remfanisthebestwifu March 18, 2022
Get the Harem lordmug.