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Panty Hammock

When a girl is so drunk she passes out on the toilet with her head cradled in the crotch of her panties.
My friend Amber was so drunk last night I found her in the bathroom with her head between her legs passed out in her Panty Hammock.
by Jalopylips February 28, 2011
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Banana-Hammock

A male-thong-like bathing suit. Not for use by every man (please)! Discretion and tight-buns required.
Arnold should not wear a banana-hammock - - his modeling days are so over!
by Babe Moore December 3, 2005
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boobana hammock

This is the term used to describe the female version of a banana hammock; it's when a female wears a sports bra, thus creating a hammock effect, otherwise known as a uniboob.
by Ms. Pseud November 20, 2010
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titty hammock

a titty hammock is most commonly referred to as a bra.
let me sling my DD's up in a titty hammock real quick and we can go.
by achebester May 20, 2006
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Nut Hammock

A nut hammock is a loose term used to describe men's thongs.
Instead of boxers, Bill is wearing his "nut hammock" today.
by Honda Dave January 5, 2009
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Ass hammock

The act of putting your phone in your underwear so you have both hands free when sitting on the toilet
Dont ever use AOC's phone. That nasty bitch puts it's in in her ass hammock so she can wipe her ass with two hands. No telling what kind of socialist funk is in her drawers
by Concretekiller1 MOG May 22, 2019
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blob hammock

"Aww damn! I'm bleeding out of my vagina again! Don't have blob hammock on ya by any chance, Carrie?"
by KTSHUZMEOW April 8, 2006
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