hafass

When an ass is so big, half of it hangs off the seat.

Don't sit your hafass on that fisher price chair.

by theheltons November 16, 2007

Sweet Hangs

Sweet hangs is a frequently used expression for saggy or worn out boobs. It also can be used to tell someone their rack is distraught without hurting their feelings.

Steven: It's been fun hanging out with you, brittany. Sweet Hangs !

Brittany: Yea Steven, I had a good time with you as well! ;)

by hangingsweet1187 December 8, 2012

hangsome

1. adjective used to describe an attractive male who is also perceived to be well endowed (hung+handsome).
2. alternate phonetic spelling for how someone who speaks English as a second language may pronounce "handsome".

1. "Oh, My, God Becky, did you see the size of the hands on that hot new guy in Accounting? He's quite hangsome."
2. "Did you see that hot boy? He be looking berry berry hangsome. Mmm."

by Ceebix March 26, 2010

gag hags

Groupie hoes that bang nothing but stand up comics. Gag hags have nothing better to do than to hang around looking to fuck comics.

Those girls are some hoes. They've fucked every comic from the Pineapple to the Big Apple. They are the definition of gag hags!

by funny bish January 12, 2010

HAGS

when you are so dirty that you give multiple STD's to your partner.
1.Herpies
2.AID's
3.Gonorrea
4.Syphilis
comeing from the nickname giving to ryan haggerty.

"at least i don't have HAGS!!!!" -george kamenos

by assfsdf September 19, 2005

HAGSB

"Have A Good Spring Break"

"Hey Sam,"
"Yeah?"
"HAGSB!"
"Thanks, you to!"

by RussianKGB April 12, 2004

Hafesho

"Shut-Up" in farsi, or Persian.

Hafesho you fatass. Your damn voice is so annoying.

by persianfatking November 11, 2009