gargle his marbles

A slang phrase, used by a woman (or a homosexual man ...) to destcribe sucking a person's testicles - gargling is the action and marbles are testicles. Also known as a blowjob, oral sex, and the list goes on.

Woman: I'd like to gargle his marbles!

by Marblegargler October 30, 2007

Gargle Monkey

When a person gargles jizz (like mouthwash).

This morning I ran out of mouthwash, so I had to gargle monkey.

by gfknfkjkjas April 13, 2010

gargle my hog

The act of swallowing a penis so far you can only make choking noises.

Over the last few years Tom has asked to gargle my hog and asked me to gargle his hog many times. I wonder how many times he has been caught gargling hog.

by Welsk March 15, 2016

Lard gargler

An overweight person whose voice is low (due to being overweight) and makes a gargling noise when they speak.

"did you hear her talking? She's so fat she sounds like a lard gargler!"

by AllyLeAnne October 21, 2009

Gurleen

Very smart and pretty girl. shes sporty and loves all things that includes sports. shes a great friend, you can tell her anythings. Gurleen is very trustworthy. She is a great friend to all people. If you mess with her friends or cross her bad side she will jump at you. She doesn't tolerate racism or any kind of bullying. If you have a Gurleen in your life keep her. you won't regret it.

HI GURLEEN I LOVE YOU - JADAE

by theweirdgirl202012 February 14, 2019

Gurger

Gurger means a sloppy vagina. IT comes from the word regurgitate" which means to throw up. WHen you taste this sloppy vagina, you regurgitate because it is so nasty. Therefor a sloppy vagina=A Gurger.

ZAchs gurger made me throw up.

by LukeF September 6, 2005

gargleblaster

A kind of drink invented in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which is not so much an alcoholic beverage as it is a super freakiy psychodelic fucked up halucinatory headtripping cocktail from some hydrophile's wet dream. After drinking it, it is said that you experience the sensation of having your brain smashed out of your skull with a slice of lemon and then wrapped around a brick of gold.

*Drinks a gargleblaster*

UHHHH! Why did I do that!? WHYyyy is EVerYthing BRIGHT? GoDAmmIt, StoP MOvinG your TENTacLES!

by Kerik July 12, 2006