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Guine Stache

A mustache you gain from the foamy goodness of a guinness beer, or Something a guinea pig might have
Look at that guys guine stache, he must love that beer!

Look at that cute guinea pig his stache makes him look so much cooler!
by Zombie25 June 26, 2010
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Sexy Guinness

Runny black turd with gash froth on top.
by Patrick-the-sweaty-Pigman October 26, 2013
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guinness buttplug

The thick, tarry, difficult to excrete stool that you try to push out the morning after a night on the Guinness.
Fucking hell, that Guinness buttplug just pushed one of my piles out!
by Fishfishfishhh November 11, 2018
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Guined

To use a Penguin emoticon. This expresses that the person is classy, like a penguin.
You wear a tux when you swim. You walk with a straight back. You make intelligent comments.

Someone should recognize you for your class.

<('') - You have been Guined
by muprs October 19, 2012
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Guinness

A potentially extinct term which roughly translates as 'copycat'. Origin and etymology is uncertain, but late UK Gen X-ers may remember the castigating call of 'Guinness!' in school classrooms when one pupil copied the idea, work, or joke of another.
"Tommy's such a Guinness - I saw his homework and he's copied all of my ideas! I'm gonna to tell on him."
by Neotropos October 9, 2023
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sluts for Guinness

5 best friends, ones small, ones tall, ones skinny, twos fat, all are drug addicts or have been
Ahh yo!! 5 friends in our group!, that means we’re sluts for Guinness.
by Sluts for Guinness October 18, 2023
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Guinness

Some makers of Irish stout. I’m drunk as fuck right now on their beer. But, it’s tasty. It tastes like beer. I’m drunk enough. It’s almost like chocolate or coffee in terms taste, but it’s still a good flavor to not distract you enough from getting drunk.
Guinness was established in like, 1759 or something like that. But you gotta try it cause it’s so good. I’m drunk from it and I can feel my Celtic ancestry in it. It makes me high and happy. Guinness is good for you.
by Death Menace July 3, 2023
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