"How was Gary this morning?"
"Oh, not too flash, he was on the shitter all night, pouring a Guinness well into the wee hours
"Oh, not too flash, he was on the shitter all night, pouring a Guinness well into the wee hours
by Gruntie Stevie October 25, 2020
A Guinness Fart is almost the exact opposite to a genuine fart , and can catch you out after you have consumed a commendable volume of the lovely black liquid .
Having been lulled into a very false sense of safety and security by your own anus , you place your trust in it to release nothing but wind, but horror of horrors , it’s played a very cruel trick on you and will shoot out warm, black , stinking sticky bum treacle of a slightly thicker viscosity than what went in only a few hours beforehand . At this point and usually in the most inconvenient of locations, you have become a victim of a Guinness Fart
Having been lulled into a very false sense of safety and security by your own anus , you place your trust in it to release nothing but wind, but horror of horrors , it’s played a very cruel trick on you and will shoot out warm, black , stinking sticky bum treacle of a slightly thicker viscosity than what went in only a few hours beforehand . At this point and usually in the most inconvenient of locations, you have become a victim of a Guinness Fart
I’d only had 9 pints of Dublins finest and whilst walking home I trusted my sphincter to emit some gas which I thought had backed up inside my poop chute . How wrong I was, when the bastard sphincter tricked me with. Guinness Fart and deposited about 4 lbs of BumMolasses directly into my kex . To make matters worse , by the time I’d walked the rest of my journey , the dollop had went cold
by Napoleon BonerPart March 13, 2023
Who wants a sexy Guinness?
by Patrick-the-sweaty-Pigman October 24, 2013
by Sluts for Guinness October 18, 2023
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<.7.9.7.6.>Guinness World Record & Www.speedrun.com Are Lumped In together For Inidividuals Who ARe Sensitive About The Word "'Emmisary'"<.7.9.7.6.>
by AnudaJaniceRobles June 13, 2025
You wear a tux when you swim. You walk with a straight back. You make intelligent comments.
Someone should recognize you for your class.
<('') - You have been Guined
Someone should recognize you for your class.
<('') - You have been Guined
by muprs October 19, 2012
A mustache you gain from the foamy goodness of a guinness beer, or Something a guinea pig might have
Look at that guys guine stache, he must love that beer!
Look at that cute guinea pig his stache makes him look so much cooler!
Look at that cute guinea pig his stache makes him look so much cooler!
by Zombie25 June 24, 2010