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Towel guilt

The guilt a man feels when he begins to dry his face with a towel before realising that he has used it the night before as a cum rag.
Man: "Hey can you pass me that towel?"

Woman: "Yea sure" (passes the towel) "What's wrong?"

Man: "I've got some serious towel guilt. I forgot I used it as a cum rag last night."
by breeski December 16, 2010
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Brown Guilt

A relatively new phenomenon, brown guilt is the individual or collective guilt felt by some brown people for stalking girls on Facebook, low quality photoshops, threatening the dignity of English Grammar and extreme nationalism for their country on the internet and misusing and manipulating other brown people by saying that they are being racially attacked by the whites. This allows them to use their population as an advantage to unfairly win competitions online. For example: Pewdiepie vs T-Series.
Rahul has been suffering from extreme brown guilt after seeing r/indianpeoplefacebook.
by Alexetrast September 19, 2019
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black guilt

When a black person feels they have to support everything black fearing they are a bad black person and don’t stand up to racism.
Sharon watched all the Tyler Perry movies and the BET Awards because of her black guilt.
by Grizzj April 3, 2019
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liquid guilt

"so i take a sip, wait till it hits, that liquid guilt is on my lips, im wasted on you." -troye sivan (song: too good)
by lavishingtroye August 8, 2017
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guilt lust

When you find yourself sexually attracted to someone/something that would not usually be considered attractive, and in most cases is usually seen as rather unattractive.
Jan: "I can't believe I'm saying this but..."
Dan: "What?"
Jan: "I watched Beetlejuice the other day and he's kinda hot..."
Dan: "Seems like you've got a guilt lust...I feel the same about the Grudge."
Jan: *laughs* "What the fuck even Dan..."
by _gingembre_ October 2, 2016
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Guilt Joint

The joint you're smoking while your friends are trying to guilt you for partaking in their good weed.
Dust: Hey, I hope you're enjoying that expensive-ass weed I brought along that you've been smoking all day, bro.

Jerry (Wizard): (thinks to self) - Damn, I have been smoking this weed sack all day and haven't even said thanks. Shit. "Damn y'all, why you gotta make this a guilt joint?"
by Beer-Battered January 1, 2009
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Architect’s Guilt

Very similar to Catholic Guilt in principle; but applied to emotionally driven architects who always feel the need to solve every problem, fall on every sword the project encounters, stay late at work and defer life and family events, and put work and worry first. The feeling of never working hard and king enough.
Honey, I have to stay late and work this weekend because I’m not sure the team is ready to release drawings for this project. You take the family on vacation to paradise and I’ll try and call you when I can. My architect’s guilt always ruins our family plans...
by Rallyman-Nat August 6, 2019
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