Guff Custard

The substance produced by a shart

The guff custard slowly dribbled down her chin.

by The Gjh,xvkGuff Cusatrrd August 25, 2017

guff ont swed

fart on your head, or how you doing?

hello, guff ont swed?

by Hawker January 25, 2004

Guff-Cack

Something, someone or situation is sub-standard or poor.

That film was guff-cack

by Sam Charlick May 30, 2008

guff nut

gobbet of faecal matter, usually attached to hair close to the anus.

the prospect of 69 heaven evaporated as a guff nut hove into view.

by chumpflower December 16, 2003

Guff the team

when your meeting up with a group of girls and theres always that one slut for backup. if none of the guys get laid throughout the nigh, the slut is designated to have to jack everyone off, or guff the team.

Guy 1: Damn bro, this night is beat, I'm feenin some good box.

Guy 2: Ya there aint much talent tho bro.
Guy 1: Thats why we keep that one chick around to guff the team, when were feenin.
Guy: Sweet, she better get her dick beating hand ready

by shawtyGUFFINhandDUCKETS October 11, 2012

GUFF CHET

BULL SHIT, crazy

NO GUFF CHET, GARTH, THERE IS A DOG STUCK ON THE ROOF.

by KALONEOUS October 17, 2008

guff cloud

To expel a Violent episode of anal gas Designed to kill more than Donald trump trumps.. the cunt.

My fucking god Bundy that guff cloud is enough to kill more people than trumps wig

by munk i spose June 7, 2018